The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

onzedge · 02-12-2018, 08:27 AM

Bad humor:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuensc...ed#.xvm3R05QXK

Zoren 370 · 02-12-2018, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Bad humor:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuensc...ed#.xvm3R05QXK

Master Ozi you find my humor annoying and terrible?

onzedge · 02-12-2018, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Master Ozi you find my humor annoying and terrible?

Not in the least...

You are quite amusing...

Zoren 370 · 02-12-2018, 08:46 AM

Nurses call me at work “Jack Monkey” or “Brown Noser” just to get under their scrubs! For nothing.

eastwest2300 · 02-12-2018, 09:06 AM

dude. i sh1t my pants!

--eastwest

Zoren 370 · 02-12-2018, 09:06 AM

Adult diapers needed?

eastwest2300 · 02-12-2018, 09:16 AM

repZ out itcheZ

eastwest2300 · 02-12-2018, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Adult diapers needed?

onzedge · 02-12-2018, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

repZ out itcheZ

Leingod · 02-12-2018, 10:02 AM

Lady: Unblock website nao!! I needz 2 access document!
Me: No. It linkz to viruz
Lady: Uh, no! Noa do ur jerb and unblock site!!!
Me: No. It linkz to viruz. Closing tickert.
Lady: I r report dis 2 HR!
Me: Tickert clursed.

onzedge · 02-12-2018, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Lady: Unblock website nao!! I needz 2 access document!
Me: No. It linkz to viruz
Lady: Uh, no! Noa do ur jerb and unblock site!!!
Me: No. It linkz to viruz. Closing tickert.
Lady: I r report dis 2 HR!
Me: Tickert clursed.

Rusty · 02-12-2018, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

New restaurant in town with promo for Valentines !

Attachment 127217

I think I’ll be having free dinner for the whole day of valentines let me count the mistresses vs my wife? Hmm..1 in lakeland, 1 in Jacksonville, 1 in Illinois...

I know of a guy who has a wife, in-live GF, and a live-in maid. And he does all 3.

Wonder what kind of discount he would get.

He's the guy I get my moonshine from.

Rusty · 02-12-2018, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

dude. i sh1t my pants!

--eastwest

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Adult diapers needed?

He needs some Depends.

Rusty · 02-12-2018, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

Bad humor:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuensc...ed#.xvm3R05QXK

Bad humor.

Rusty · 02-12-2018, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Lady: Unblock website nao!! I needz 2 access document!
Me: No. It linkz to viruz
Lady: Uh, no! Noa do ur jerb and unblock site!!!
Me: No. It linkz to viruz. Closing tickert.
Lady: I r report dis 2 HR!
Me: Tickert clursed.

Don't you just hate people like that. Where's the rope and the tree.

02-12-2018, 08:27 AM	#4351 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Bad humor: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuensc...ed#.xvm3R05QXK __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

02-12-2018, 08:46 AM	#4354 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Nurses call me at work “Jack Monkey” or “Brown Noser” just to get under their scrubs! For nothing. Rusty likes this.

02-12-2018, 09:06 AM	#4355 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,972 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	dude. i sh1t my pants!--eastwest Zoren 370 likes this. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

02-12-2018, 09:06 AM	#4356 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Adult diapers needed? eastwest2300 likes this.

02-12-2018, 09:16 AM	#4357 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,972 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	repZ out itcheZ Rusty likes this. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

02-12-2018, 10:02 AM	#4360 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Lady: Unblock website nao!! I needz 2 access document! Me: No. It linkz to viruz Lady: Uh, no! Noa do ur jerb and unblock site!!! Me: No. It linkz to viruz. Closing tickert. Lady: I r report dis 2 HR! Me: Tickert clursed. Rusty, Ghostvette and JLarson like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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