The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

madwi · 01-03-2018, 09:31 AM

I think we are sitting at ~12f, still too cold for me to be outside for more than a few minutes.

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I think we are sitting at ~12f, still too cold for me to be outside for more than a few minutes.

madwi · 01-03-2018, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Thank the heavens the Fit's gas tank is so small. Hands were frozen while at the gas pump.

Ghostvette · 01-03-2018, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Mr. Madwi, I may have found the issue to my Z.. its looking like a bad ABS/Wheel speed sensor. I'll have to get the Z up on jack stands, take off the wheel and replace it.. And, I'll have to get the brake pedal straight too, its not sitting right, and its definitely not like yours. So we'll see.

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A bad ABS/Wheel speed sensor will cause all 3 indicator lights (ABS, VDC, and Traction Control) to turn on, BUT that still doesnt explain why the brake pedal is engaged without my foot actually being on it.. Which is likely the bad adjustment that I did on the cruise control sensor or the effect of the bad ABS/Wheel speed sensor.

If you haven't done this, it will take a wheel hub assembly to fix it. They were $96 and free shipping on Amazon. Beck-Arnley parts too.

JLarson · 01-03-2018, 01:57 PM

Reps are out. How's everyone doing today? I'm bored. After the frantic activity of the past few months, today's lull at work is indeed lulling me to sleep.

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 02:29 PM

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'

Rusty · 01-03-2018, 03:17 PM

I've read it before. But it's still funny everytime I read it.

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 03:28 PM

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I've read it before. But it's still funny everytime I read it.

b15 · 01-03-2018, 03:29 PM

happy 2018 folks!

It's frigid here in the Midwest but I hope everyone's new year is off to a good start!

cigarclifford · 01-03-2018, 04:33 PM

Rusty · 01-03-2018, 04:43 PM

Brrrrrrrr reppies.

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 05:08 PM

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happy 2018 folks!

It's frigid here in the Midwest but I hope everyone's new year is off to a good start!

onzedge · 01-03-2018, 05:09 PM

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madwi · 01-03-2018, 05:31 PM

ugh, it is so cold, do not want to get out of bed.

jlo370z · 01-03-2018, 06:54 PM

01-03-2018, 01:57 PM	#2105 (permalink)
JLarson A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Media, PA Posts: 4,074 Drives: 14 Nissan 370z MR M6 Rep Power: 2684370	Reps are out. How's everyone doing today? I'm bored. After the frantic activity of the past few months, today's lull at work is indeed lulling me to sleep. onzedge and Rusty like this. __________________ 2014 370z Touring Sport Magma Red MT // BP Single Turbo 6467 // 63mm TB's // Z1 Ported Upper Mani // RJM Pedal // Zspeed Stage 3 Clutch // 526 WHP, 451 WTQ 2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

01-03-2018, 02:29 PM	#2106 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard' Rusty, Zoren 370, sx moneypit and 1 others like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

01-03-2018, 03:17 PM	#2107 (permalink)
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01-03-2018, 04:33 PM	#2110 (permalink)
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01-03-2018, 04:43 PM	#2111 (permalink)
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01-03-2018, 09:31 AM	#2101 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	I think we are sitting at ~12f, still too cold for me to be outside for more than a few minutes.

01-03-2018, 03:29 PM	#2109 (permalink)
b15 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,229 Drives: 4drz Rep Power: 36571	happy 2018 folks! It's frigid here in the Midwest but I hope everyone's new year is off to a good start!

01-03-2018, 05:31 PM	#2114 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	ugh, it is so cold, do not want to get out of bed.

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