The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

madwi · 11-28-2017, 07:54 AM

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The guys at the border certainly have a lot more authority than local LEOs or State Toopers and they have zero sense of humor as well. Glad you didnt get caught crossing dirty or you might still be hanging out in the sore butt hotel... yee-haw...

Back in the day when we crossed into Windsor, Ca. we barely talked with the border guards. Most I have ever heard was "American?" and "Anything to declare?" and then they gave you the get out of here thumb. Often times, bright and early morning, them mofos would stare you down and just tell you to hurry up and go on.

Leingod · 11-28-2017, 08:02 AM

I mean it's a rare feat to beat the meat with no retreat until your skin has pleats

onzedge · 11-28-2017, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

I mean it's a rare feat to beat the meat with no retreat until your skin has pleats

Spoiler · 11-28-2017, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Back in the day when we crossed into Windsor, Ca. we barely talked with the border guards. Most I have ever heard was "American?" and "Anything to declare?" and then they gave you the get out of here thumb. Often times, bright and early morning, them mofos would stare you down and just tell you to hurry up and go on.

For a short period in the late 70’s, I worked in Sarnia but lived in Michigan. Having to cross twice each day led me to more than once being questioned down. Once my car got partially dismantled in an effort to find nothing. Another time I got to sit naked on a bench after a strip search.

However, on the plus side, that is when I first learned to speak Canadian....
EH !!!

eastwest2300 · 11-28-2017, 08:40 AM

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For a short period in the late 70’s, I worked in Sarnia but lived in Michigan. Having to cross twice each day led me to more than once being questioned down. Once my car got partially dismantled in an effort to find nothing. Another time I got to sit naked on a bench after a strip search. (However, on the plus side, that is when I first learned to speak Canadian.... EH! )

Leingod · 11-28-2017, 08:46 AM

I just go to Canada for poutine....

Spoiler · 11-28-2017, 08:59 AM

Back in the day, I went over there a few times just for poontang

madwi · 11-28-2017, 09:02 AM

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Back in the day, I went over there a few times just for poontang

Being 18 years old and in Canada was amazing! Drinkin', chicks and gambling.

Spoiler · 11-28-2017, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Being 18 years old and in Canada was amazing! Drinkin', chicks and gambling.

Yup, I didnt mind being called a “ hoser” back then

sx moneypit · 11-28-2017, 09:14 AM

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Back in the day, I went over there a few times just for poontang

Rusty · 11-28-2017, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

I just go to Canada for poutine....

Yucky cheeze on fries.

Rusty · 11-28-2017, 10:04 AM

Used to do road jobs in the Buffalo, Niagara Falls area. We would cross over into Canada. The first 2 places we would go to was the Mints and the Sundowner.

Great times in the Sundowner.

Leingod · 11-28-2017, 10:05 AM

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Yucky cheeze on fries.

You mean gravy and cheese curds.

Rusty · 11-28-2017, 10:10 AM

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You mean gravy and cheese curds.

Yeah, the gravy is good, that cheese curds has to go. I had this last month when we stayed in Niagara Falls. I ate the fries that just had the gravy on them.

Rusty · 11-28-2017, 10:14 AM

Rusty reps are out.

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Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,189 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684437	Used to do road jobs in the Buffalo, Niagara Falls area. We would cross over into Canada. The first 2 places we would go to was the Mints and the Sundowner. Great times in the Sundowner. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

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