The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

BoneZ · 12-10-2017, 04:34 PM

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”

Spoiler · 12-10-2017, 04:51 PM

Bring on Z presents...

onzedge · 12-10-2017, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cigarclifford

Where does Santa Claus stay when he is on holiday's

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onzedge · 12-10-2017, 06:08 PM

Daahhhh™

madwi · 12-10-2017, 06:58 PM

It only took me the better part of a day, but here is the login form page for the website. Have I ever mentioned I hate coding, with a passion? I still need to center the boxes and crap but it is what it is for now

onzedge · 12-11-2017, 05:51 AM

Happy Birthday Mr. BoneZ!!!

JLarson · 12-11-2017, 07:49 AM

Sweet merciful crap! Long Tube Headers installed! What a job. I would never ever try that without a lift (and hope I never have to do it again!)

onzedge · 12-11-2017, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson

Sweet merciful crap! Long Tube Headers installed! What a job. I would never ever try that without a lift (and hope I never have to do it again!)

Leingod · 12-11-2017, 07:53 AM

SO what did I miss all weekend?

JLarson · 12-11-2017, 07:58 AM

Reps are out. Pics of the headers included. Red coated by Jet Hot to match my engine bay.

onzedge · 12-11-2017, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

SO what did I miss all weekend?

Reps.

onzedge · 12-11-2017, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JLarson

Reps are out. Pics of the headers included. Red coated by Jet Hot to match my engine bay.

Good job.

JLarson · 12-11-2017, 08:13 AM

Thanks. My hands bear the scars of Nissan's carefully designed torture tunnels - the painful spaces between header and engine bay, cleverly filled with satanically sharp objects that scour the flesh from all but the smallest of fingers.

onzedge · 12-11-2017, 08:17 AM

Happy Travels!!!

Watch: Woman threatens to 'kill everyone on this plane'

onzedge · 12-11-2017, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JLarson

Thanks. My hands bear the scars of Nissan's carefully designed torture tunnels - the painful spaces between header and engine bay, cleverly filled with satanically sharp objects that scour the flesh from all but the smallest of fingers.

I have been torturing myself on Datsuns and Nissans since 1975 (yes, the year). Things got easier after I grew a second elbow in each arm.

12-10-2017, 04:34 PM	#976 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 53 Posts: 9,299 Drives: 2012 Blue BallZ Rep Power: 2684382	A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?” Zoren 370 likes this. __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

12-10-2017, 06:08 PM	#979 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Daahhhh™ Zoren 370, madwi, njobe89 and 1 others like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-10-2017, 06:58 PM	#980 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	It only took me the better part of a day, but here is the login form page for the website. Have I ever mentioned I hate coding, with a passion? I still need to center the boxes and crap but it is what it is for now onzedge, Ghostvette and BoneZ like this.

12-11-2017, 05:51 AM	#981 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Happy Birthday Mr. BoneZ!!! BoneZ likes this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

12-11-2017, 07:49 AM	#982 (permalink)
JLarson A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Media, PA Posts: 4,074 Drives: 14 Nissan 370z MR M6 Rep Power: 2684370	Sweet merciful crap! Long Tube Headers installed! What a job. I would never ever try that without a lift (and hope I never have to do it again!) madwi, Ghostvette and Memphis370Z like this. __________________ 2014 370z Touring Sport Magma Red MT // BP Single Turbo 6467 // 63mm TB's // Z1 Ported Upper Mani // RJM Pedal // Zspeed Stage 3 Clutch // 526 WHP, 451 WTQ 2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

12-11-2017, 07:53 AM	#984 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	SO what did I miss all weekend? __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

12-11-2017, 08:13 AM	#988 (permalink)
JLarson A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Media, PA Posts: 4,074 Drives: 14 Nissan 370z MR M6 Rep Power: 2684370	Thanks. My hands bear the scars of Nissan's carefully designed torture tunnels - the painful spaces between header and engine bay, cleverly filled with satanically sharp objects that scour the flesh from all but the smallest of fingers. onzedge, madwi and Ghostvette like this. __________________ 2014 370z Touring Sport Magma Red MT // BP Single Turbo 6467 // 63mm TB's // Z1 Ported Upper Mani // RJM Pedal // Zspeed Stage 3 Clutch // 526 WHP, 451 WTQ 2006 350z (Sold) // 1990 300zx (Sold) // 1985 300zx 2+2 (Sold)

12-11-2017, 08:17 AM	#989 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Happy Travels!!! Watch: Woman threatens to 'kill everyone on this plane' __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

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