With all of this pothole talk going on, I’m starting to think that maybe you should strapon a couple of extra mounted tires on the roof like those off road rally drivers have to do... :icon14:

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No-Tell Motel. Where they give you 2 clean sheets and pillow cases, 2 bottles of warm beer, and a condom when you check in. They rent by the hour.

This is a new one.
Co-worker: Email says to use your network ID and the password of xxxxx. Nobody on our floor can login with those credentials.
Me: Are you using Your Network ID as the username?
Coworker: Yes, Your Netowrk ID is what we are all entering into the field.
Me: You are literally typing in Your Network ID and not the username you use everyday to login to the computers?
Coworker: Oh. We each have to type our usernames in the username field?
Me: That would be a good start.

well, yeah. Ok you got me there.

Wow... that is upscale for sure.... I was at a place once that gave you just one beer but two warm condoms...:eek:

No-Tell Motel reps are spread. :tiphat:

If my memory serves me correct, a lot of things get spread at a No-Tell

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I dont want to load the van up. it is only 30* outside. :mad:

I think I'll wait until after my lunch @ 10:30

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I know...:icon17:

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:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Loaded the van and getting ready to go wire up an office remodel. Wind is blowin and it is cooooold!

Maybe I will let the van warm up for about 20 minutes before I make the 400 yard drive to the office :icon17:

Decided the office can wait. It is nice and warm in my office and I dont want to go outside.

Whomever thought "leather" seats in the van was a good idea can go to hell and die. :icon17: I let that thing warm up for 20 minutes and I still froze. Shoulda just tried to pack it all in the Fit. :mad:

:hello:

Who else is up? :yawn:

Couldn't sleep. Got up at 5am. :icon14:

Morning Rusty. :hello:

Zoren might be lurking.

Lowballed his FS thread. :icon17:

He is.

We are in a bidding war!


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Lick on my kidney stones you two hobos! Lol

I'll split the gift certificate for both of you!

Come on man I need the money for my 2 heads for Zday.

Including the small head in my trousers! That makes 3 heads! Lol

I beat you at 3:30am you old timer!

Spoiler sleeping on the job again:shakes head::shakes head:

Coffee got cold!!!

Well...........my alarm was set for 6am. Have to be at work at 8am. The nerve in my leg was killin' me. :shakes head: Still hurtin'.

Gabapentin is in order!

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painus has taken me over. :mad:

You got a hand job from Madwi?

Morning everyone

:hello:

I'd think you were lying if I'd never worked near the IT department. My boss "kind of" oversees that as part of his role. We have this one lady who calls in regularly, wondering why her computer has changed her email password; one of my inspectors who doesn't understand that caps lock is important; and an entire team that randomly cut the wires they found in the wall, and didn't understand they'd severed the entire internet connection for their building.

We had our lead maintenance guy take a contractor to our UPS room to perform some service. Contractor says no problem and flips the mains off and takes out the entire network in the hospital, all floors. A whole big situation happens and asses are chewed up and down. Next day, same contractor walks into the room and does it again!

death wish covfefe in hand to deal with the morons

Zoren's fs thread is going to be wicked popular when the rest of the forum comes alive.

dude, i farted!--eastwest :eek:

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This is what I have to give the cat when I take him to the vet so he doesn't claw out eyeballs of the vet staff :eekdance: