The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVIII

Zoren 370 · 01-08-2018, 12:44 PM

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I just booked my flight to Las Vegas!!!

Bring me some hookers! I mean hookha you know the one the arabs use for smoking pot?

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eastwest2300 · 01-08-2018, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Bring me some hookers! I mean hookha you know the one the arabs use for smoking pot?

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Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

I don't chase men. Only women. And I'm not the one with his shirt unbuttoned
and chest sticking out like a bird trying to attract others! Only looked at him because the wife asked me what strange person would dress and act like that.

He was dressed like he was in the 70's disco era.

I'm the one with the phobia! After seeing that!

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Was he like this on Zday? Groovy Man!

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That's a close picture of him. Only add a hairy chest rug sticking out of the shirt.

Spoiler · 01-08-2018, 05:09 PM

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That's a close picture of him. Only add a hairy chest rug sticking out of the shirt.

Jealousy... its such a sad thing...

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:09 PM

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ohhh my gosh, i've got horrible gas right now

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i just farted and i swear my whole bottom half raised 15 degrees...

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that was really really bad... and it smelled absolutely atrocious.

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ohhh boy that was bad.....

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Jealousy... its such a sad thing...

I don't know about you. But I have my own issues. And jealousy is not one of them.

Spoiler · 01-08-2018, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...

Spoiler · 01-08-2018, 05:19 PM

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I don't know about you. But I have my own issues. And jealousy is not one of them.

Oh I got plenty of issues too, but I ain’t confessing them here, as I don’t want you guys to think any LESS of me...

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this.

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Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...

He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him.

After they remove his body from the collapsed building.

Spoiler · 01-08-2018, 05:32 PM

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He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him.

If it don't cure him, it will at least turn him inside out so even Stevie Wonder will be able to see whats wrong with him...

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:32 PM

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Oh I got plenty of issues too, but I ain’t confessing them here, as I don’t want you guys to think any LESS of me...

and we don't think of anything more of you too.

Sorry..........................I had to take the shot.

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:34 PM

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If it don't cure him, it will at least turn him inside out so even Stevie Wonder will be able to see whats wrong with him...

LMAO

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:38 PM

The wife is wondering why I'm laughing so hard. I let her read this. Now she's running to the bathroom.

Spoiler · 01-08-2018, 05:44 PM

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The wife is wondering why I'm laughing so hard. I let her read this. Now she's running to the bathroom.

You know... she really could have done so much better...

Rusty · 01-08-2018, 05:58 PM

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You know... she really could have done so much better...

Yeah.................she could have married a billionaire instead a millionaire.

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