Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3720445)

I just booked my flight to Las Vegas!!!

:happydance::happydance::happydance::happydance:

Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3720453)

Bring me some hookers! I mean hookha you know the one the arabs use for smoking pot?

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3720391)

I don't chase men. Only women. And I'm not the one with his shirt unbuttoned
and chest sticking out like a bird trying to attract others! Only looked at him because the wife asked me what strange person would dress and act like that. :eek: He was dressed like he was in the 70's disco era.:eek: I'm the one with the phobia! After seeing that!

Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3720393)

Was he like this on Zday? Groovy Man!

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3720493)

That's a close picture of him. Only add a hairy chest rug sticking out of the shirt. :eek:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3720396)

ohhh my gosh, i've got horrible gas right now

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3720397)

i just farted and i swear my whole bottom half raised 15 degrees...:eek:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3720398)

that was really really bad... and it smelled absolutely atrocious.

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3720399)

ohhh boy that was bad..... :mad::mad:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3720495)

Jealousy... its such a sad thing... :shakes head:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3720496)

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3720497)

I don't know about you. But I have my own issues. And jealousy is not one of them.

:rofl2:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3720496)

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this. :yum::yum::yum:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3720498)

Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3720503)

He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him. :tup:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3720500)

Oh I got plenty of issues too, but I ain’t confessing them here, as I don’t want you guys to think any LESS of me...

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3720506)

If it don't cure him, it will at least turn him inside out so even Stevie Wonder will be able to see whats wrong with him...

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3720513)

The wife is wondering why I'm laughing so hard. I let her read this. Now she's running to the bathroom.

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3720522)

You know... she really could have done so much better... :shakes head: