The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVII

onzedge · 11-24-2017, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ

But the current Mrs. BoneZ is a sweetie. She luZ me.

Mrs. Dr. onzedge™ does not refer to herself as my 4th. She calls herself my last wife.

onzedge · 11-24-2017, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TreeSemdyZee

Only 1 ex for me. Died 2 years ago.

Spoiler · 11-24-2017, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ

Got me beat. I only have 2. One was absent and didn't really want to be married and one was a lazy psycho succubitch.

As I tell my wife, everyone has to have a”Starter Marriage” or two... before you get serious about it

Rusty · 11-24-2017, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

Good morning all Black Friday Shoppers.... just a few simple rules to go over before we start...

-Please refain from gouging out anyones eyeballs over the 50% off gift wrap sale

-Do not ram shopping baskets into others just to ensure that you get the last “buy one-get one” decorative hand towel gift set

-Remember to not choke anyone that may cut in front of you in the checkout line

-No discharging firearms errantly in the parking lot if someone steals the spot you were waiting for

And most of all, have a safe and pleasant shopping experience this joyous holiday season

Man!...........................................You take all the fun out of shopping on Black Friday. Like taking a shopping cart and running over their toes, and hitting them in the back of the ankle with it too. Having stare downs over something that you're not going to buy anyway. Loading up the cart with all the hot must have items, then leaving it sit near the check out.

Rusty · 11-24-2017, 08:55 AM

Some years ago, while shopping in a mall with wife #1. We was in a toy store. When we over heard an argument between mom and a little girl. It went like this. The girl wanted to get this toy now to play with. Mom kept telling her no over and over, and was getting heated. Then the girl dropped a nuke on her mom.

She said, "I'll tell daddy that I seen you put Uncle Dave's pee-pee in your mouth!"

Mom grabbed the girl by the arm, and ran out of the store. There was maybe 20 people who was there watching it unfold.

Wonder what ever happened to that families Chritmas?

TreeSemdyZee · 11-24-2017, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty

Some years ago, while shopping in a mall with wife #1. We was in a toy store. When we over heard an argument between mom and a little girl. It went like this. The girl wanted to get this toy now to play with. Mom kept telling her no over and over, and was getting heated. Then the girl dropped a nuke on her mom.

She said, "I'll tell daddy that I seen you put Uncle Dave's pee-pee in your mouth!"

Mom grabbed the girl by the arm, and ran out of the store. There was maybe 20 people who was there watching it unfold.

Wonder what ever happened to that families Chritmas?

Ex-Mas

madwi · 11-24-2017, 09:20 AM

Cross your fingers and your eyes! vCenter Server is deploying to ESXi host.

BoneZ · 11-24-2017, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

3 is a charmer!

Mrs. BoneZ and I have been best friends for 17 years, so I'm inclined to agree.

onzedge · 11-24-2017, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler

As I tell my wife, everyone has to have a”Starter Marriage” or two... before you get serious about it

madwi · 11-24-2017, 12:03 PM

Hooray! Success.

Zoren 370 · 11-24-2017, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Took the Z for a spin around the block. I think I will end up keeping it for a while longer. She was breaking necks this morning while cruising.

Madwi Just in case you decide to let go of her can I take first dibs on the squarecraft?
I’ll help you find a nice vett either a Z51 or GS.
Now is the best time to buy or next year as prices of used ones are dropping by more than 20k. GM even slashes 9k on a bnew one.

If you can look for a Z06. The only thing is you have to deal with $250 monthly insurance as it’s considered by most insurance as a dangerous sports car.
Tires only last you 6k to 10K depending how you drive.

Dont be like Clifford he burnt all 4 tires in 2 days!! Lol

Zoren 370 · 11-24-2017, 12:25 PM

Im not being mean or insensitive but why are we discussing ex wife and diseased ex wife/GF in Thanksgiving? Lol

Makes me wonder if its a good thing for me to get another wife? Lol

Zoren 370 · 11-24-2017, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ

Mrs. BoneZ and I have been best friends for 17 years, so I'm inclined to agree.

Mr. BoneZ was it you who posted a picture of your wife cleaning your car?

BoneZ · 11-24-2017, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Im not being mean or insensitive but why are we discussing ex wife and diseased ex wife/GF in Thanksgiving? Lol

Makes me wonder if its a good thing for me to get another wife? Lol

Cuz I'm thankful they are Xs.

BoneZ · 11-24-2017, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Mr. BoneZ was it you who posted a picture of your wife cleaning your car?

That was my daughter.

11-24-2017, 08:55 AM	#9875 (permalink)
Rusty Ronin Samurai - Assassin Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Fayettenam,Pennsyltucky Age: 68 Posts: 35,172 Drives: 2011 Nismo GM 6M Rep Power: 2684437	Some years ago, while shopping in a mall with wife #1. We was in a toy store. When we over heard an argument between mom and a little girl. It went like this. The girl wanted to get this toy now to play with. Mom kept telling her no over and over, and was getting heated. Then the girl dropped a nuke on her mom. She said, "I'll tell daddy that I seen you put Uncle Dave's pee-pee in your mouth!" Mom grabbed the girl by the arm, and ran out of the store. There was maybe 20 people who was there watching it unfold. Wonder what ever happened to that families Chritmas? onzedge, Zoren 370, madwi and 3 others like this. __________________ 浪人 - 殺し屋 "The Difficult Anytime, The Impossible By Appointment Only" http://www.the370z.com/members-370z-...o-journal.html

11-24-2017, 12:03 PM	#9880 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	Hooray! Success. onzedge and Ghostvette like this.

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Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Im not being mean or insensitive but why are we discussing ex wife and diseased ex wife/GF in Thanksgiving? Lol Makes me wonder if its a good thing for me to get another wife? Lol