gotta love this hellhole for work. lol. HR just sent out an email stating employee sponsored events like bringing in food or celebrating birthdays must now be approved by HR. And everybody must be included.

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Good god. No one can be left out, everyone has to be included so they can feel welcomed, liked, special, etc, etc. I hate HR, it's always as if the most closed minded work in that department.

I know these feelings

I'm wondering around the office asking people why they haven't shared the bag of pretzels they're eating, the can of coke they're drinking, or if anyone wants the half a peanut i found under my desk I must have brought in to share 3 months ago.

I like causing chaos and disorder over totalitarian regimes.

HR hating repz out!!!!!

Oh.......I just did! :happydance:

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If everyone should be included in everything that occurs in the work office, then that should include painus. Invite some people to join you when you go to drop a deuce and have them stand outside the stall. Now everyone is truly included.

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I ALWAYS know more than the salesmen, which honestly doesn't take much.
Mine told me the rear fog light worked. I just ignored him.

Then there's the other side of the coin of some of the workers at auto parts stores that are complete dill holes.
Went into one looking for a "Powerball" polisher and when I told the guy, he just laughed. Then I proceeded to walk back to the shelf and picked up, lo-and-behold, a Powerball.
I just looked at him and thought, "Suck it".