The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVII

Leingod · 06-16-2017, 09:54 AM

For $100 that also gives me unlimited photo storage and free movies. I'll accept prime.

Leingod · 06-16-2017, 10:01 AM

So a buddy of mine just sent me a text talking about an ex that I dated years ago and sparked a story that will go down in infamy for me.

About 7 years ago I was dating a girl who wanted to have a Halloween party. She invited whatever friends she had over and I made tons of food. One of her friends made apple cider moonshine. It burned blue when lit on fire. Tasted amazing and I still have a hole in my stomach from the alcohol volume.

Anyways, she lived on a farm and she only had one toilet. I get absolutely smashed from the moonshine. It's about 3 in the morning and wake up having to piss harder than a race horse. Problem is that I was still hammered and couldn't remember where the bathroom was. I distinctly remember hearing her cat using the litter box though. I stumble over to the kitty and pick it up. I proceed to pet the kitty while unleashing a torrent of built up moonshine into the litter box. This probably last a solid minute. I then go back to bed snuggling the cute kitty.

Queue it being around 7 in the morning. I wake up to hearing the cat literally HOWLING. The poor thing was pissed. I look over and see the litter box has turned into a cement brick. The cat was standing on it and the litter was legitimately hard. I walk over to the cat and begin to smell the blend of kitty litter mixed with apples and alcohol. I walk back out to my car, drive home and never saw my ex again. ^_^

eastwest2300 · 06-16-2017, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

So a buddy of mine just sent me a text talking about an ex that I dated years ago and sparked a story that will go down in infamy for me.

About 7 years ago I was dating a girl who wanted to have a Halloween party. She invited whatever friends she had over and I made tons of food. One of her friends made apple cider moonshine. It burned blue when lit on fire. Tasted amazing and I still have a hole in my stomach from the alcohol volume.

Anyways, she lived on a farm and she only had one toilet. I get absolutely smashed from the moonshine. It's about 3 in the morning and wake up having to piss harder than a race horse. Problem is that I was still hammered and couldn't remember where the bathroom was. I distinctly remember hearing her cat using the litter box though. I stumble over to the kitty and pick it up. I proceed to pet the kitty while unleashing a torrent of built up moonshine into the litter box. This probably last a solid minute. I then go back to bed snuggling the cute kitty.

Queue it being around 7 in the morning. I wake up to hearing the cat literally HOWLING. The poor thing was pissed. I look over and see the litter box has turned into a cement brick. The cat was standing on it and the litter was legitimately hard. I walk over to the cat and begin to smell the blend of kitty litter mixed with apples and alcohol. I walk back out to my car, drive home and never saw my ex again. ^_^

b15 · 06-16-2017, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Thats 2 day shipping with Amazon prime, which I dont have.

You don't have Prime?!?!?! Do you not order much from them?

Leingod · 06-16-2017, 10:33 AM

And Amazon just bought Whole Foods in cash....

eastwest2300 · 06-16-2017, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by b15

You don't have Prime?!?!?! Do you not order much from them?

nope.. no prime for me... i think they're prices are high on pretty much everything.

eastwest2300 · 06-16-2017, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

And Amazon just bought Whole Foods in cash....

i saw that on cnn

Leingod · 06-16-2017, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

nope.. no prime for me... i think they're prices are high on pretty much everything.

Just bought my smoker for $20 cheaper than every store around my area and had it delivered to my front door in 2 days. I skipped out on having to drive around wasting gas, putting mileage on the Z, dealing with old people waiting in lines, and wasting my time just having to deal with morons in stores. I'll consider that a win...

Ghostvette · 06-16-2017, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

So a buddy of mine just sent me a text talking about an ex that I dated years ago and sparked a story that will go down in infamy for me.

About 7 years ago I was dating a girl who wanted to have a Halloween party. She invited whatever friends she had over and I made tons of food. One of her friends made apple cider moonshine. It burned blue when lit on fire. Tasted amazing and I still have a hole in my stomach from the alcohol volume.

Anyways, she lived on a farm and she only had one toilet. I get absolutely smashed from the moonshine. It's about 3 in the morning and wake up having to piss harder than a race horse. Problem is that I was still hammered and couldn't remember where the bathroom was. I distinctly remember hearing her cat using the litter box though. I stumble over to the kitty and pick it up. I proceed to pet the kitty while unleashing a torrent of built up moonshine into the litter box. This probably last a solid minute. I then go back to bed snuggling the cute kitty.

Queue it being around 7 in the morning. I wake up to hearing the cat literally HOWLING. The poor thing was pissed. I look over and see the litter box has turned into a cement brick. The cat was standing on it and the litter was legitimately hard. I walk over to the cat and begin to smell the blend of kitty litter mixed with apples and alcohol. I walk back out to my car, drive home and never saw my ex again. ^_^

Ghostvette · 06-16-2017, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Thats 2 day shipping with Amazon prime, which I dont have.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

For $100 that also gives me unlimited photo storage and free movies. I'll accept prime.

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Originally Posted by b15

You don't have Prime?!?!?! Do you not order much from them?

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

nope.. no prime for me... i think they're prices are high on pretty much everything.

There are 2 Amazon fulfillment centers here in the KC area, so it's a no-brainer to have Prime. We will be getting Prime Now pretty soon, so 2 hour delivery for things will be awesome. Like Lein said, not having to deal with old people that move at .5 MPH in a store is worth the $100.

onzedge · 06-16-2017, 11:23 AM

Happy Friday!!!

ScottM · 06-16-2017, 11:49 AM

Seriously looking at upgrading wheels in the near future. Stock 18's dark gunmetal color are not bad but there is much better out there. Trying to figure out what would look good on a blue pearl Z....Kinda like the new Nismo ones.

Ghostvette · 06-16-2017, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ScottM

Seriously looking at upgrading wheels in the near future. Stock 18's dark gunmetal color are not bad but there is much better out there. Trying to figure out what would look good on a blue pearl Z....Kinda like the new Nismo ones.

That's the challenge I've got. I'd like to get something better, but what looks good with the Monterey Blue? I've considered white, black, silver & red.....

we won't get started on manufacturer & styles...

holy crap there are lot's of choices....

eastwest2300 · 06-16-2017, 12:29 PM

I need a factory size set of tires in 19"

Leingod · 06-16-2017, 12:35 PM

I just plan to eventually get a set of SAMS or TE-37's in bronze or silver. Color choices for this car are rather tough unless you go with white or black.

06-16-2017, 09:54 AM	#4216 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	For $100 that also gives me unlimited photo storage and free movies. I'll accept prime. eastwest2300, madwi and Ghostvette like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2017, 10:01 AM	#4217 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	So a buddy of mine just sent me a text talking about an ex that I dated years ago and sparked a story that will go down in infamy for me. About 7 years ago I was dating a girl who wanted to have a Halloween party. She invited whatever friends she had over and I made tons of food. One of her friends made apple cider moonshine. It burned blue when lit on fire. Tasted amazing and I still have a hole in my stomach from the alcohol volume. Anyways, she lived on a farm and she only had one toilet. I get absolutely smashed from the moonshine. It's about 3 in the morning and wake up having to piss harder than a race horse. Problem is that I was still hammered and couldn't remember where the bathroom was. I distinctly remember hearing her cat using the litter box though. I stumble over to the kitty and pick it up. I proceed to pet the kitty while unleashing a torrent of built up moonshine into the litter box. This probably last a solid minute. I then go back to bed snuggling the cute kitty. Queue it being around 7 in the morning. I wake up to hearing the cat literally HOWLING. The poor thing was pissed. I look over and see the litter box has turned into a cement brick. The cat was standing on it and the litter was legitimately hard. I walk over to the cat and begin to smell the blend of kitty litter mixed with apples and alcohol. I walk back out to my car, drive home and never saw my ex again. ^_^ DeliriousClam likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2017, 10:33 AM	#4220 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	And Amazon just bought Whole Foods in cash.... __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2017, 11:23 AM	#4226 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Happy Friday!!! __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

06-16-2017, 11:49 AM	#4227 (permalink)
ScottM Base Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Iroquois Ontario Posts: 244 Drives: 2017 370z Coupe Rep Power: 42162	Seriously looking at upgrading wheels in the near future. Stock 18's dark gunmetal color are not bad but there is much better out there. Trying to figure out what would look good on a blue pearl Z....Kinda like the new Nismo ones. madwi likes this.

06-16-2017, 12:29 PM	#4229 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,972 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	I need a factory size set of tires in 19" __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

06-16-2017, 12:35 PM	#4230 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	I just plan to eventually get a set of SAMS or TE-37's in bronze or silver. Color choices for this car are rather tough unless you go with white or black. onzedge and ScottM like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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