The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVI

kenchan

speaking of boy scouts .. dere are a couple of dem in my area but da faking asian indian neighbor down da street's indian friendz kid 8yrs old? was absolutely professional when he came by to sell me his popcorn.

i was working on my car in da garage and he comes up..

'sir, i am with the xxx (boy scout)'

yah? <-kenchan (my default mood outside of work is 'arse')

'would you please help me by buying my popcorn to donate to our foundation?'

huh.. <- kenchan (kinda taken by surprise how clear and focused he was, cleans off hands with rag).

let me see watcha got dere, son. come on over. <- kenchan

'i have a variety but majority of people have bought this one'

oh ok, sure, easy enough.. ill take one too den. <- kenchan (kinda amazed how focus dis kid waz!)

kaching! kid just made a sale.. a $20 box of carmel popcorn haha

da most expensive cracker-jackarse ive ever bought. but he deserved it, he did an excellent job selling. his dad was watching from like 20ft behind, i gave him a and let him know he should be very proud of his son.

kenchan

u da receiving end i see. haha (me too )

kenchan

btw, just to clarify.. im not being a racist. da mofo-ing arse pos neighbor down da street really happens to be an asian indian.. im guessing by coincidence..?

kenchan

FAAAAAAAKK!!! so faking tired mang

kenchan

i noticed dat it was still slightly light out when i got out of da office today.

spring right around da corner..

madwi

Very cool. Now your yard wont be TPed in the morning

kenchan

be real nice to hear my Z's fujimura cans.. nice tonality.. deep but not stupid deep, more in da lighter side.

kenchan

yah ive not been toliet paper bombed but mang dem fakerz with dogs not picking up after deir pups on REAL cold dayz.. wtf

kenchan

but dat kid is gifted. he is a natural communicator. he will be something big, i thinks.

kenchan

hope not a taffyapple..

or a big arsehat..

madwi

it has been rainy and crappy here last week or so. hoping we get a torrential downpour and washes the roads off. I wanna drive the Z so bad. I almost took her around the block when I was moving the cars around in the yard. Roads were wet and I didnt want salty slurry mix all up under the car.

madwi

That reminds me, I need to get these test pipes installed.

madwi

Congrats! It will be an adjustment but shouldn't be too hard to slip into the new role.
All the best wishes in your new adventure!

kenchan

oh yah i waz down in nashville yesterday.. nice town. actually i go dere often. like every other week im down dere for biz.

im allowed to rent a pretty nice car while traveling but i always go for da economy car cause i like smaller cars if its just me. easier to drive.

so da rental place gave me a newish corolla i faqing hate corollaz as u all know, so decided to try it to see if dem improved.. u know, give da pos a second chance evaluation.

well, da pos is still a pos. honestly speaking, if im paying wat da pos corolla costs, id much rather just buy a kia instead and pocket the difference cause to me, dey both suck EXACTLY THE SAME!

they both suck as far as being a 'car' , driving dynamics sucked on both of dem, interior sucks on both of dem, both fugly as hell, i dont see wat da faking difference is between dem. one is toyota one is kia. wtf, if dis waz a blind test i would seriarsely not know which car waz which. dey suck evenly.

kenchan

psssstt!!! SPRINGS FIRST!!