The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVI

BoneZ · 01-04-2017, 07:20 AM

Mernin' folks.

BoneZ · 01-04-2017, 07:22 AM

Sexy Z people.... Question. Mrs. BoneZ' boss drives a 2007 Nissan Nismo edition pick-um-up-truck. She's saying her battery light is on and her brake light is on. The truck is running, but has "no power to go." Any ideas?

Zoren 370 · 01-04-2017, 07:34 AM

Bone Z is that a trick question or really ridiculously funny in your face brake lights on question? Lol
And thank you for the sexy comment!

Rep on the way!

BoneZ · 01-04-2017, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

Bone Z is that a trick question or really ridiculously funny in your face brake lights on question? Lol
And thank you for the sexy comment!

Rep on the way!

No it's a serious question. I already asked her if the e-brake was on and she said no. That was my first thought. Am I missing something? It is early and I haven't had my coffee yet.

Zoren 370 · 01-04-2017, 07:39 AM

Nothing beats my wife calls me in the mid afternoon crying like she won the oscar awards. Saying she almost died as the truck suddenly sputtered and died in the middle of the road. And tells me the gas light has been blinking!!!

Then I asked her did you put in gas along the way? And her response was do I have too??....goodness one of the reasons why the divorce rate in the US is high!

Zoren 370 · 01-04-2017, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ

No it's a serious question. I already asked her if the e-brake was on and she said no. That was my first thought. Am I missing something? It is early and I haven't had my coffee yet.

You said the brake light is on. I presume the E brake is engaged thats why the truck wont go forward even its running. You sure your wife knows what a e-brake?

BoneZ · 01-04-2017, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370

You said the brake light is on. I presume the E brake is engaged thats why the truck wont go forward even its running. You sure your wife knows what a e-brake?

My wife does, yes... but this isn't her asking, it's her boss, so who knows. Mrs. BoneZ is on her way now to see if that's the problem. I didn't know what else it could be. Didn't know if the combo of the brake and battery light was Nissan in some sort of throttle safety mode. My Camaro once did something like that when the TPS went out. It flashed some combo of lights and continued to run at idle, but wouldn't rev up.

onzedge · 01-04-2017, 07:50 AM

Good morning Mr. Bonez and Mr. Zoren.

cigarclifford · 01-04-2017, 07:54 AM

pulling out my Brite Green running shoes

cigarclifford · 01-04-2017, 07:55 AM

Wednesday

Zoren 370 · 01-04-2017, 07:55 AM

^ for BoneZ oh I see...first time I heard of that as being a safety mode. But Im pretty sure she doesn't know the ebrake is engaged otherwise Im dumb founded what could that be. Do you have a OBD reader to diagnose?

Zoren 370 · 01-04-2017, 07:57 AM

Good morning Mr. Cliff and Onze!

Zoren 370 · 01-04-2017, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by cigarclifford

Wednesday

Hump Day my friend!

You mad at me sir?

BoneZ · 01-04-2017, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Good morning Mr. Bonez and Mr. Zoren.

Good morning, Chancellor.

BoneZ · 01-04-2017, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by cigarclifford

pulling out my Brite Green running shoes

Good morning, Lord Cliffordton.

01-04-2017, 07:20 AM	#1591 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 52 Posts: 9,299 Drives: 2012 Blue BallZ Rep Power: 2684382	Mernin' folks. __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

01-04-2017, 07:22 AM	#1592 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 52 Posts: 9,299 Drives: 2012 Blue BallZ Rep Power: 2684382	Sexy Z people.... Question. Mrs. BoneZ' boss drives a 2007 Nissan Nismo edition pick-um-up-truck. She's saying her battery light is on and her brake light is on. The truck is running, but has "no power to go." Any ideas? __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

01-04-2017, 07:39 AM	#1595 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Nothing beats my wife calls me in the mid afternoon crying like she won the oscar awards. Saying she almost died as the truck suddenly sputtered and died in the middle of the road. And tells me the gas light has been blinking!!! Then I asked her did you put in gas along the way? And her response was do I have too??....goodness one of the reasons why the divorce rate in the US is high! killrain likes this.

01-04-2017, 07:50 AM	#1598 (permalink)
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01-04-2017, 07:54 AM	#1599 (permalink)
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01-04-2017, 07:34 AM	#1593 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Bone Z is that a trick question or really ridiculously funny in your face brake lights on question? Lol And thank you for the sexy comment! Rep on the way!

01-04-2017, 07:55 AM	#1600 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	Wednesday __________________ -Clifford

01-04-2017, 07:55 AM	#1601 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	^ for BoneZ oh I see...first time I heard of that as being a safety mode. But Im pretty sure she doesn't know the ebrake is engaged otherwise Im dumb founded what could that be. Do you have a OBD reader to diagnose?

01-04-2017, 07:57 AM	#1602 (permalink)
Zoren 370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: FL Posts: 11,018 Drives: 11 Nissan 370 M6 Rep Power: 1913653	Good morning Mr. Cliff and Onze! onzedge and cigarclifford like this.

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