The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVI

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 06:49 PM

in j-land when u are overly polite people say dat ure wearing a cat over ur head.
i suppose in jland cats are considered happy and polite.

dey sure dont know about my kinda cat

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kenchan · 01-21-2017, 06:53 PM

true me is out dere on my driveway while working on my cars.

yes i swear 150% of da time.
yes i will tell u to fak off literally if u bug me u dumb faking neighbor down the street.

but i am also overly nice to neighbors i like.

so yah, i guess i am wearing a cat over my head at work..

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 06:58 PM

i am equally nice and polite to everyone.. including those i hate.

i dont remember ever swearing while talking to my colleagues at work

i rarely say anything bad about anyone.

i am always optimistic about everything

i always show up to meetings on time and appear enthusiastic helping others.

i am like da faking perfect employee.

all dis faux for moAr earn$pend

power.

BoneZ · 01-21-2017, 06:58 PM

Happy Birthday, Lili!

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:03 PM

dis is why i dont get why some folks automatically assume dey have to sell deir sports cars when dey have a kid.

im like wtf? just keep your toy, buy another car or two for da family. i dont get it. cant afford it? just get a better job. just wear da faking cat, be a pro.

<= game face

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ

Happy Birthday, Lili!

happy bday

2 is a good age. starting to talk and all.

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:05 PM

i mean look at dat girl. u want to be a good dad for da little girl.

if u need ur toys to be a good dad, keep ur toys. i dont get why ud want to sacrifice EVERYTHING for ur kid and later tell dem 'fak i sold my sports car to raise u, u better do good in school!

' or some shittt like dat.

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:06 PM

dey dont need ur faking burden.

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:06 PM

starting to run out of stuff to

but my kid told me just now da cookies are DONE!!

woot

BoneZ · 01-21-2017, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

dis is why i dont get why some folks automatically assume dey have to sell deir sports cars when dey have a kid.

im like wtf? just keep your toy, buy another car or two for da family. i dont get it. cant afford it? just get a better job. just wear da faking cat, be a pro.

<= game face

Hell yeah. I got an 11, 10, 5 and 2... and a Z.

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ

Hell yeah. I got an 11, 10, 5 and 2... and a Z.

daz da way da go mang...

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:15 PM

for me 2 kids are plenty though.. wanted a daughter but da second one also came with a dingaling so oh well..

BoneZ · 01-21-2017, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

daz da way da go mang...

Sometimes the Z restorith thy sanity... lol

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:16 PM

wouldve been awesome if i had a daughter but den my wife said i would probably spoil her so badly it would not be good for anyone.

really?

dogdamn..

kenchan · 01-21-2017, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ

Sometimes the Z restorith thy sanity... lol

daz right, personal space for dad away from family is required.

01-21-2017, 06:58 PM	#3109 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 52 Posts: 9,299 Drives: 2012 Blue BallZ Rep Power: 2684382	Happy Birthday, Lili! __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

01-21-2017, 07:15 PM	#3117 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	for me 2 kids are plenty though.. wanted a daughter but da second one also came with a dingaling so oh well.. madwi likes this.

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01-21-2017, 06:49 PM	#3106 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	in j-land when u are overly polite people say dat ure wearing a cat over ur head. i suppose in jland cats are considered happy and polite. dey sure dont know about my kinda cat ( Click to show/hide )

01-21-2017, 06:53 PM	#3107 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	true me is out dere on my driveway while working on my cars. yes i swear 150% of da time. yes i will tell u to fak off literally if u bug me u dumb faking neighbor down the street. but i am also overly nice to neighbors i like. so yah, i guess i am wearing a cat over my head at work..

01-21-2017, 06:58 PM	#3108 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i am equally nice and polite to everyone.. including those i hate. i dont remember ever swearing while talking to my colleagues at work i rarely say anything bad about anyone. i am always optimistic about everything i always show up to meetings on time and appear enthusiastic helping others. i am like da faking perfect employee. all dis faux for moAr earn$pend power.

01-21-2017, 07:03 PM	#3110 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	dis is why i dont get why some folks automatically assume dey have to sell deir sports cars when dey have a kid. im like wtf? just keep your toy, buy another car or two for da family. i dont get it. cant afford it? just get a better job. just wear da faking cat, be a pro. <= game face

01-21-2017, 07:05 PM	#3112 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i mean look at dat girl. u want to be a good dad for da little girl. if u need ur toys to be a good dad, keep ur toys. i dont get why ud want to sacrifice EVERYTHING for ur kid and later tell dem 'fak i sold my sports car to raise u, u better do good in school! ' or some shittt like dat.

01-21-2017, 07:06 PM	#3113 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	dey dont need ur faking burden.

01-21-2017, 07:06 PM	#3114 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	starting to run out of stuff to but my kid told me just now da cookies are DONE!! woot

01-21-2017, 07:16 PM	#3119 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	wouldve been awesome if i had a daughter but den my wife said i would probably spoil her so badly it would not be good for anyone. really? dogdamn..