The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXVI

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 09:58 PM

waz brushing up on my southern accent cause ill be visiting da south and i don't wanna feel out of place. I'm actually a native southern tongue as i grew up in da south in my early days where my first English was texan... now modified to northern midwestern taffyapple.

I waz singing da little indian song with my texan accent and my kid who don't hear southern asked if I was singing 'one little two little three illegal aliens'

blahahahaha!!

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:00 PM

I'm going to faking fall right at home mang..

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:03 PM

get deported to Florida and all...

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:05 PM

da faux orange country... dogdamn if I had no kidz id be right here in Palm Springs enjoying my orange county life.. weekly weekend motoring to Malibu. probably haz a home in rancho Palos Verdes by now..

..and weekly congestion on da way home on 405..

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:07 PM

every faking time it snows outside I'm like WTF am I doing in this shitttown

I don't care about -20F dats fine, but snow...

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:08 PM

can't wait till my kidz are on deir own. definitely bailing to socal fosho. such a great area. best 3+ faking yrs of my adult life.. seriously.

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:12 PM

none of dat faux sushi either.. dey got some real sushi in socal..

my old boss's pops had a yacht and he'd go sailing out of marina del rey out to fish salmon..
back by pm we'd have a sake sashimi party.

of course cnn had to report freshly caught salmon has j-tapeworm..

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:13 PM

but I also heard the big guy say dey faux news so.. we safe!

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:13 PM

blackcherry20 · 01-12-2017, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

waz brushing up on my southern accent cause ill be visiting da south and i don't wanna feel out of place. I'm actually a native southern tongue as i grew up in da south in my early days where my first English was texan... now modified to northern midwestern taffyapple.

I waz singing da little indian song with my texan accent and my kid who don't hear southern asked if I was singing 'one little two little three illegal aliens'

blahahahaha!!

Oh. My. Gawd. Too funny.

blackcherry20 · 01-12-2017, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

get deported to Florida and all...

Shhhhhh. Dont tell Onze but....all our crazies are in So Cal and Fla.

Dont know. Maybe you will fit.

blackcherry20 · 01-12-2017, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

but I also heard the big guy say dey faux news so.. we safe!

Wall for Mexico.

No wall for Canuck.

I think you ok.

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:18 PM

maybe wen I retire, I can teach southern English to dem new comers from j-land.. u might think dat sounds silly, but 10 out of 10 j-landers have told me dat dey can sort of understand standard English, but when it comes to southern accent their comprehension drops by less dan half.

so dere is a market for teaching southern English conversation.

blackcherry20 · 01-12-2017, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

maybe wen I retire, I can teach southern English to dem new comers from j-land.. u might think dat sounds silly, but 10 out of 10 j-landers have told me dat dey can sort of understand standard English, but when it comes to southern accent their comprehension drops by less dan half.

so dere is a market for teaching southern English conversation.

Fo sho Professor Kenchan

kenchan · 01-12-2017, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

Shhhhhh. Dont tell Onze but....all our crazies are in So Cal and Fla.

Dont know. Maybe you will fit.

when I told my friends I waz moving to socal like 25yrs ago near south central LA, dey told me ill fit right in.

I'm like wtf does DAT mean??!

01-12-2017, 09:58 PM	#2371 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	waz brushing up on my southern accent cause ill be visiting da south and i don't wanna feel out of place. I'm actually a native southern tongue as i grew up in da south in my early days where my first English was texan... now modified to northern midwestern taffyapple. I waz singing da little indian song with my texan accent and my kid who don't hear southern asked if I was singing 'one little two little three illegal aliens' blahahahaha!! madwi likes this.

01-12-2017, 10:03 PM	#2373 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	get deported to Florida and all... blackcherry20 likes this.

01-12-2017, 10:08 PM	#2376 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	can't wait till my kidz are on deir own. definitely bailing to socal fosho. such a great area. best 3+ faking yrs of my adult life.. seriously. blackcherry20 likes this.

01-12-2017, 10:13 PM	#2378 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	but I also heard the big guy say dey faux news so.. we safe! blackcherry20 likes this.

01-12-2017, 10:18 PM	#2383 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	maybe wen I retire, I can teach southern English to dem new comers from j-land.. u might think dat sounds silly, but 10 out of 10 j-landers have told me dat dey can sort of understand standard English, but when it comes to southern accent their comprehension drops by less dan half. so dere is a market for teaching southern English conversation. blackcherry20 likes this.

01-12-2017, 10:00 PM	#2372 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	I'm going to faking fall right at home mang..

01-12-2017, 10:05 PM	#2374 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	da faux orange country... dogdamn if I had no kidz id be right here in Palm Springs enjoying my orange county life.. weekly weekend motoring to Malibu. probably haz a home in rancho Palos Verdes by now.. ..and weekly congestion on da way home on 405..

01-12-2017, 10:07 PM	#2375 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	every faking time it snows outside I'm like WTF am I doing in this shitttown I don't care about -20F dats fine, but snow...

01-12-2017, 10:12 PM	#2377 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	none of dat faux sushi either.. dey got some real sushi in socal.. my old boss's pops had a yacht and he'd go sailing out of marina del rey out to fish salmon.. back by pm we'd have a sake sashimi party. of course cnn had to report freshly caught salmon has j-tapeworm..

01-12-2017, 10:13 PM	#2379 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521

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