Tough questions
 

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


# If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

good qa's:confused:

blue are you drinking again:bowrofl::roflpuke2:

if mars had an "earthquake" it would be considered the shifting of tectonic plates, not an earthquake.

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Q: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

A: ******* cold.

Q: Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

A: Yes.

Q: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

A: Epic Fail

Q: If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

A: Absolutely.

id do her! :yum:

~It can never truly be zero degrees, so therefore you are at 0.000001° or -0.000001°. Thus you can be twice as cold, though your news media is referring to it in a different way.

~Yes

~Broken even. That is the no man's land between failure at success and success at failure. Actually, it's called quitting. A round about way but never the less, quitting.

Quoted for accuracy. +1

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1. 0 Celsius = 273.16 Kelvin. And temperature can not be less than 0 degree Kelvin based on thermodynamics. So if by "twice as cold" you mean 1/2 the energy, then the answer would be 136.58 Kelvin = -136.58 degree Celsius.

2. Black with white stripes.
HowStuffWorks "What Color Is a Zebra?"

3. Both.

4. No, they would be called "Rui Z is a Fuking dork"

why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

why do they call it a near miss. Cuz that would mean you hit it. So it should be near hit.

Bringing a thread from the dead! :shakes head:

These also! Where you been dude?!

Warning! Racist joke to follow.... you have been warned.....

A zebra dies and goes to heaven. He chats with an angel and wonders if he is white with black stripes or black with white stripes. God strolls by so he decides to go ask him. So off he goes and comes back in a minute. His angel buddy asks him and the zebra says he still doesn't know. All God said was "You are what you are".

OK cool, says the angel. You're white with black stripes.

The zebra says "How does that mean that? All he said was You are what you are?"

The angel says, "Easy, if you were black with white stripes he would have said You Is What You Is."

I warned you.......

^^ very good.

Tomorrow Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson will show up at your front door.