Tough questions

06-26-2011, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shumby

why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

Quote:

Originally Posted by shumby

why do they call it a near miss. Cuz that would mean you hit it. So it should be near hit.

These also! Where you been dude?!

TonyD · 06-28-2011, 06:02 PM

Warning! Racist joke to follow.... you have been warned.....

A zebra dies and goes to heaven. He chats with an angel and wonders if he is white with black stripes or black with white stripes. God strolls by so he decides to go ask him. So off he goes and comes back in a minute. His angel buddy asks him and the zebra says he still doesn't know. All God said was "You are what you are".

OK cool, says the angel. You're white with black stripes.

The zebra says "How does that mean that? All he said was You are what you are?"

The angel says, "Easy, if you were black with white stripes he would have said You Is What You Is."

I warned you.......

zmyride · 06-28-2011, 07:26 PM

^^ very good.

Tomorrow Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson will show up at your front door.

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06-28-2011, 06:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
TonyD Base Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Boston Posts: 32 Drives: 2010 370Z Roadster Rep Power: 14	Warning! Racist joke to follow.... you have been warned..... A zebra dies and goes to heaven. He chats with an angel and wonders if he is white with black stripes or black with white stripes. God strolls by so he decides to go ask him. So off he goes and comes back in a minute. His angel buddy asks him and the zebra says he still doesn't know. All God said was "You are what you are". OK cool, says the angel. You're white with black stripes. The zebra says "How does that mean that? All he said was You are what you are?" The angel says, "Easy, if you were black with white stripes he would have said You Is What You Is." I warned you.......

06-28-2011, 07:26 PM	#18 (permalink)
zmyride Track Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 631 Drives: 10 Black Sports 7AT Rep Power: 17	^^ very good. Tomorrow Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson will show up at your front door.