The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXV

eastwest2300 · 09-15-2016, 08:07 PM

dudes.

eastwest2300 · 09-15-2016, 08:08 PM

sup itches.

eastwest2300 · 09-15-2016, 08:08 PM

onzedge · 09-15-2016, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300

sup itches.

Greetings from Salt Lake City International...

onzedge · 09-15-2016, 10:20 PM

guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back
in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??"

"Because the dog's a damn liar. He never did any of that sh!t."

cigarclifford · 09-15-2016, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ

I

The Clifford

-Clifford

cigarclifford · 09-15-2016, 10:35 PM

every cell is perfect

-Clifford

cigarclifford · 09-15-2016, 10:35 PM

every nerve is perfect

-Clifford

cigarclifford · 09-15-2016, 10:36 PM

every vein is perfect

-Clifford

cigarclifford · 09-15-2016, 10:36 PM

every muscle is perfect

-Clifford

ChaseZ · 09-15-2016, 11:20 PM

Pintsize725 · 09-16-2016, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killrain

Watching these Lamborghini's race at the moment, makes me want to take my Z onto the track!

If you can ever get into a track event at COTA, do it. Worth every

(I know, that's techincally two pennies

)

Masterbeatty · 09-16-2016, 12:27 AM

Hello all!

JARblue · 09-16-2016, 04:45 AM

Good morning

JARblue · 09-16-2016, 04:47 AM

Mr. Onz, I just wanted to let you know that it is go home day for me later today. I have to leave first, but I will be going home

5:45 am flight to Dallas, inspections in Fort Worth and Dallas, flight back at 2:30 for a 4 pm inspection in Austin that I'll be late for

09-15-2016, 08:07 PM	#3721 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,972 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	dudes. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

09-15-2016, 08:08 PM	#3722 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,972 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	sup itches. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

09-15-2016, 08:08 PM	#3723 (permalink)
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09-15-2016, 10:20 PM	#3725 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??" "Because the dog's a damn liar. He never did any of that sh!t." JARblue, Masterbeatty, Ghostvette and 2 others like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

09-15-2016, 10:35 PM	#3727 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	every cell is perfect -Clifford madwi likes this. __________________ -Clifford

09-15-2016, 10:35 PM	#3728 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	every nerve is perfect -Clifford __________________ -Clifford

09-15-2016, 10:36 PM	#3729 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	every vein is perfect -Clifford __________________ -Clifford

09-15-2016, 10:36 PM	#3730 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	every muscle is perfect -Clifford __________________ -Clifford

09-16-2016, 12:27 AM	#3733 (permalink)
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09-16-2016, 04:45 AM	#3734 (permalink)
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09-16-2016, 04:47 AM	#3735 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	Mr. Onz, I just wanted to let you know that it is go home day for me later today. I have to leave first, but I will be going home 5:45 am flight to Dallas, inspections in Fort Worth and Dallas, flight back at 2:30 for a 4 pm inspection in Austin that I'll be late for onzedge and Ghostvette like this. __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

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