The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXV

alcheng · 10-17-2016, 07:01 PM

Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping,
I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping...
I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & mom start moving, u know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mom, "R u coming?"

Mom said, "Yes, I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answer: "Yes."

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm coming too.

cigarclifford · 10-17-2016, 08:38 PM

<----------------------The Clifford

-Clifford

onzedge · 10-17-2016, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cigarclifford

<----------------------The Clifford

-Clifford

Masterbeatty · 10-17-2016, 09:03 PM

What's up everyone! I have returned, what gossip did I miss.

cigarclifford · 10-17-2016, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

What's up everyone! I have returned, what gossip did I miss.

The Clifford Has Been Banned For Trolling Troll's

-Clifford

onzedge · 10-17-2016, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

What's up everyone! I have returned, what gossip did I miss.

You missed all the reps!!!

Just kidding -- I gave you a few here and there...

cigarclifford · 10-17-2016, 09:10 PM

<------------------------------The Clifford

-Clifford

onzedge · 10-17-2016, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarclifford

<------------------------------The Clifford

-Clifford

cigarclifford · 10-17-2016, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

What's up everyone! I have returned, what gossip did I miss.

Greeting's Mr Wyatt & The Cooper

his Doggie

-Clifford

onzedge · 10-17-2016, 09:18 PM

cigarclifford · 10-17-2016, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

please don't tell us its a relative of your's

-Clifford

cigarclifford · 10-17-2016, 09:23 PM

<----------------Ban The Clifford

-Clifford

onzedge · 10-17-2016, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarclifford

<----------------Ban The Clifford

-Clifford

Masterbeatty · 10-17-2016, 09:53 PM

Holy fak I just had a 3x3 and a large vanilla milkshake. It was so good

Masterbeatty · 10-17-2016, 09:54 PM

I am also glad Mr. Clifford is still keeping things real in here

10-17-2016, 08:38 PM	#5927 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	<----------------------The Clifford -Clifford __________________ -Clifford

10-17-2016, 09:03 PM	#5929 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122867	What's up everyone! I have returned, what gossip did I miss. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

10-17-2016, 09:10 PM	#5932 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	<------------------------------The Clifford -Clifford __________________ -Clifford

10-17-2016, 09:18 PM	#5935 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	alcheng, cigarclifford, Ghostvette and 1 others like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

10-17-2016, 09:23 PM	#5937 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	<----------------Ban The Clifford -Clifford __________________ -Clifford

10-17-2016, 07:01 PM	#5926 (permalink)
alcheng A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto Posts: 28,894 Drives: 2011 ZR PW w/Clutch Rep Power: 418353	Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer. The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face. Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping... I shut up an kept dead still. Then my dad & mom start moving, u know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises. Then my dad asked my mom, "R u coming?" Mom said, "Yes, I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answer: "Yes." They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm coming too.

10-17-2016, 09:53 PM	#5939 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122867	Holy fak I just had a 3x3 and a large vanilla milkshake. It was so good onzedge likes this. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

10-17-2016, 09:54 PM	#5940 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122867	I am also glad Mr. Clifford is still keeping things real in here cigarclifford likes this. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

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