The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIV

Leingod

Followed inbetween by

1) Bending knees
2) not to much tho
3) Keep left arm straight
4) bend it slightly tho
5) drop left shoulder
6) don't throw your club from loose grib
7) But pretend it's an egg
8) curse at ball repeatedly
9) Don't "pop-up" when striking the ball
10) Don't forget stance
11) Not the car kind of stance
12) forward press on some clubs
13) A or P wedge at 120 yards?
14) screw it... 4 iron flop shot this bytch
15) Man i'm hungry on the 9th hole
16) taco hell maybe?
17) crap. I topped the ball
18) keep you head down jackass
19) Maybe 5 guys?
20) are the morons behind me aiming for me?
21) Better step on their ball
22) That'll teach them...
23) Right, so don't top the ball you... Squirrel!!
24) Tiger Woods makes it look easy
25) I make it look easy in ym mind
26) Crap.. shin splint again
27) where's my taco hell?
28) Kernchan is laughing right now
29) Oh wait... he dumb dumb
30) Can it be winter yet?
31) Then i can hibernate without golf
32) Knees weak, arms heavy. Moms spaghetti
33) Are we done yet?
34) Square up shoulder
35) Strike ball on downward force
36) Pop left foot to pivot slightly
37) be sure to follow through
38) I hate hybrids....

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