The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIV

njobe89 · 07-22-2016, 10:20 AM

Leingod · 07-22-2016, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Next week you should were golf shorts and a tight polo and see what she says.

gag

Leingod · 07-22-2016, 10:23 AM

Madwi will enjoy this. My phone just rang.

Me: Hello, this is Mike
Scam: Hello. i am calling about the issue on your Windows machine
Me: Oh, good! It's been showing weird signs lately and has been really slow!
Scam: I'll need you to click the link I'm going to send you
Me: What link? My screen is currently black.
Scam: Is the PC powered on?
Me: 1 sec...
*1 minute later*
Me: Ok, it's on. I think. it's showing a weird symbol.
Scam: The login screen?
me: No. It says Linux and shows a penguin
Scam: That's the virus. Cna you get to my link?
Me: No, i can't. I must be running a different OS. Do you want me to trace our phone call now or after?
Scam: *click*

Masterbeatty · 07-22-2016, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ChaseZ

Fix'd

Dude you should go to Singapore. You would love it.

Masterbeatty · 07-22-2016, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Madwi will enjoy this. My phone just rang.

Me: Hello, this is Mike
Scam: Hello. i am calling about the issue on your Windows machine
Me: Oh, good! It's been showing weird signs lately and has been really slow!
Scam: I'll need you to click the link I'm going to send you
Me: What link? My screen is currently black.
Scam: Is the PC powered on?
Me: 1 sec...
*1 minute later*
Me: Ok, it's on. I think. it's showing a weird symbol.
Scam: The login screen?
me: No. It says Linux and shows a penguin
Scam: That's the virus. Cna you get to my link?
Me: No, i can't. I must be running a different OS. Do you want me to trace our phone call now or after?
Scam: *click*

My wife just recieved a scam call saying we were overdue for taxes and they needed our info so we don't go to jail. Now they won't answer and we emailed the real IRS their number.

Masterbeatty · 07-22-2016, 10:41 AM

Speaking of Linux, I will be re aquatinted with red hat here in a few weeks. It's been 3 yrs since my system was scared of me when I pull up the blue screen.

Leingod · 07-22-2016, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Speaking of Linux, I will be re aquatinted with red hat here in a few weeks. It's been 3 yrs since my system was scared of me when I pull up the blue screen.

Nothing has changed hahahha

madwi · 07-22-2016, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Madwi will enjoy this. My phone just rang.

Me: Hello, this is Mike
Scam: Hello. i am calling about the issue on your Windows machine
Me: Oh, good! It's been showing weird signs lately and has been really slow!
Scam: I'll need you to click the link I'm going to send you
Me: What link? My screen is currently black.
Scam: Is the PC powered on?
Me: 1 sec...
*1 minute later*
Me: Ok, it's on. I think. it's showing a weird symbol.
Scam: The login screen?
me: No. It says Linux and shows a penguin
Scam: That's the virus. Cna you get to my link?
Me: No, i can't. I must be running a different OS. Do you want me to trace our phone call now or after?
Scam: *click*

You really need to read the ARStechnica article about when they called them. Dude called his friend with a windows machine as he just had a mac. They had the guy on the phone for so long he was able to install vmware and get an image going and then ****** with the guy some more.

Masterbeatty · 07-22-2016, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Nothing has changed hahahha

I just have to relearn all the commands. You loose that stuff fast if you don't use it.

madwi · 07-22-2016, 10:50 AM

Amazing! one wheel mounted and the machine breaks

Only touchless mounting machine in GR.

Masterbeatty · 07-22-2016, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi

You really need to read the ARStechnica article about when they called them. Dude called his friend with a windows machine as he just had a mac. They had the guy on the phone for so long he was able to install vmware and get an image going and then ****** with the guy some more.

Leingod · 07-22-2016, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi

Amazing! one wheel mounted and the machine breaks

Only touchless mounting machine in GR.

Downlaod Pokemon Go to kill some time

madwi · 07-22-2016, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Madwi will enjoy this. My phone just rang.

Me: Hello, this is Mike
Scam: Hello. i am calling about the issue on your Windows machine
Me: Oh, good! It's been showing weird signs lately and has been really slow!
Scam: I'll need you to click the link I'm going to send you
Me: What link? My screen is currently black.
Scam: Is the PC powered on?
Me: 1 sec...
*1 minute later*
Me: Ok, it's on. I think. it's showing a weird symbol.
Scam: The login screen?
me: No. It says Linux and shows a penguin
Scam: That's the virus. Cna you get to my link?
Me: No, i can't. I must be running a different OS. Do you want me to trace our phone call now or after?
Scam: *click*

They used to call my moms office non-stop and finally I just had her forward those calls to "The head of her offices IT dept." They stopped calling after a few times. She also has a whistle that she will use into the phone receiver and she prays they have headphone volume up loud

madwi · 07-22-2016, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Downlaod Pokemon Go to kill some time

nah man, I am back home in AC while the owner of the shop is heading there. All I said was, dont mark up my wheels at all and I dont mind waiting a while for things to get sorted.

ChaseZ · 07-22-2016, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Dude you should go to Singapore. You would love it.

Or not

07-22-2016, 10:20 AM	#5566 (permalink)
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07-22-2016, 10:23 AM	#5568 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Madwi will enjoy this. My phone just rang. Me: Hello, this is Mike Scam: Hello. i am calling about the issue on your Windows machine Me: Oh, good! It's been showing weird signs lately and has been really slow! Scam: I'll need you to click the link I'm going to send you Me: What link? My screen is currently black. Scam: Is the PC powered on? Me: 1 sec... 1 minute later Me: Ok, it's on. I think. it's showing a weird symbol. Scam: The login screen? me: No. It says Linux and shows a penguin Scam: That's the virus. Cna you get to my link? Me: No, i can't. I must be running a different OS. Do you want me to trace our phone call now or after? Scam: click Pintsize725, Masterbeatty, madwi and 2 others like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

07-22-2016, 10:41 AM	#5571 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122867	Speaking of Linux, I will be re aquatinted with red hat here in a few weeks. It's been 3 yrs since my system was scared of me when I pull up the blue screen. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

07-22-2016, 10:50 AM	#5575 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	Amazing! one wheel mounted and the machine breaks Only touchless mounting machine in GR. Leingod likes this.

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