The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIII

kenchan · 04-19-2016, 09:27 PM

Maybe build a RC car in AR hotel like mr. Clifford in Korea.

eastwest2300 · 04-19-2016, 09:33 PM

onzedge · 04-19-2016, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

suck it up duuuuuude, and stay positive...

onzedge · 04-19-2016, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

Maybe build a RC car in AR hotel like mr. Clifford in Korea.

I could race it up and down the halls at the Courtyard.

madwi · 04-19-2016, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I could race it up and down the halls at the Courtyard.

have to get one of those nitro RC cars, smells like HP and sounds like a race car with straight cut gears

onzedge · 04-19-2016, 09:59 PM

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have to get one of those nitro RC cars, smells like HP and sounds like a race car with straight cut gears

Leingod · 04-19-2016, 10:14 PM

I have these really nice swivel style wooden chairs surrounding the island at my house. They're gorgeous. Satin finish on an oak wood trim with beautiful engraving and the utmost perfect swivel to them. Amazing foot rstyle rests surround the legs with a sheen to them that gives tire shine a run for its money. They're comfortable to sit in and provide great support.

Anyways. So here I am having homemade stir fry with the girlfriend. Toasted sesame oil, cauliflower, Chicken, an amazing fry sauce and sushi rice. Smelled amazing. So here we are eating it. I'm shoveling my mouth full until I feel a rumble. My male natural instincts took over as I gleamed over at the girlfriend who was politely chewing a piece of baby corn. This pure smirk of "you're gonna love this" poured over my sauce laden face. I slowly lefted my left butt cheek to about a 25 degree angle. Perfect angle for maximum wind rippling across the shining oak wood of the chair.

I broke wind with the grace and elegance of a giraffe drinking water from a pond. The pure look of horror and disgust on the girlfriends face rivaled that of the Holocaust. The wind pushed and easily encapsulated the vibrating room penetrating well over 70 decibels.

I lay on cheek back on the stool and keep eating. I am now sleeping on the couch for the night. Worth it.

kenchan · 04-19-2016, 11:17 PM

loled

kenchan · 04-19-2016, 11:17 PM

intel cutting 12000 jobs.

Masterbeatty · 04-19-2016, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

I have these really nice swivel style wooden chairs surrounding the island at my house. They're gorgeous. Satin finish on an oak wood trim with beautiful engraving and the utmost perfect swivel to them. Amazing foot rstyle rests surround the legs with a sheen to them that gives tire shine a run for its money. They're comfortable to sit in and provide great support.

Anyways. So here I am having homemade stir fry with the girlfriend. Toasted sesame oil, cauliflower, Chicken, an amazing fry sauce and sushi rice. Smelled amazing. So here we are eating it. I'm shoveling my mouth full until I feel a rumble. My male natural instincts took over as I gleamed over at the girlfriend who was politely chewing a piece of baby corn. This pure smirk of "you're gonna love this" poured over my sauce laden face. I slowly lefted my left butt cheek to about a 25 degree angle. Perfect angle for maximum wind rippling across the shining oak wood of the chair.

I broke wind with the grace and elegance of a giraffe drinking water from a pond. The pure look of horror and disgust on the girlfriends face rivaled that of the Holocaust. The wind pushed and easily encapsulated the vibrating room penetrating well over 70 decibels.

I lay on cheek back on the stool and keep eating. I am now sleeping on the couch for the night. Worth it.

You broke the barrier! If she stays then put a ring on it.

Masterbeatty · 04-19-2016, 11:18 PM

Reminds me of this!

madwi · 04-20-2016, 06:35 AM

onzedge · 04-20-2016, 06:36 AM

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madwi · 04-20-2016, 06:42 AM

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Good morning Mr. Onze.

Leingod · 04-20-2016, 07:36 AM

Morning. I'll rep when I get to work.

04-19-2016, 09:33 PM	#3302 (permalink)
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04-19-2016, 10:14 PM	#3307 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	I have these really nice swivel style wooden chairs surrounding the island at my house. They're gorgeous. Satin finish on an oak wood trim with beautiful engraving and the utmost perfect swivel to them. Amazing foot rstyle rests surround the legs with a sheen to them that gives tire shine a run for its money. They're comfortable to sit in and provide great support. Anyways. So here I am having homemade stir fry with the girlfriend. Toasted sesame oil, cauliflower, Chicken, an amazing fry sauce and sushi rice. Smelled amazing. So here we are eating it. I'm shoveling my mouth full until I feel a rumble. My male natural instincts took over as I gleamed over at the girlfriend who was politely chewing a piece of baby corn. This pure smirk of "you're gonna love this" poured over my sauce laden face. I slowly lefted my left butt cheek to about a 25 degree angle. Perfect angle for maximum wind rippling across the shining oak wood of the chair. I broke wind with the grace and elegance of a giraffe drinking water from a pond. The pure look of horror and disgust on the girlfriends face rivaled that of the Holocaust. The wind pushed and easily encapsulated the vibrating room penetrating well over 70 decibels. I lay on cheek back on the stool and keep eating. I am now sleeping on the couch for the night. Worth it. kenchan, JARblue, Masterbeatty and 3 others like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

04-19-2016, 11:18 PM	#3311 (permalink)
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04-20-2016, 07:36 AM	#3315 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Morning. I'll rep when I get to work. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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