The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXII

eastwest2300 · 02-10-2016, 09:06 PM

Masterbeatty · 02-10-2016, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ

I'd be brewing some serious butt coffee.

Sounds like pretty S1tty coffee. That's why I just stick to Starbucks.

Masterbeatty · 02-10-2016, 09:27 PM

Ghostvette · 02-10-2016, 09:51 PM

Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...

Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....

Memphis370Z · 02-10-2016, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...

Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....

I'm surprised he had the ability to remove the bulb in the first place. Some people...

Tigger · 02-10-2016, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Memphis370Z

I'm surprised he had the ability to remove the bulb in the first place. Some people...

I'd have written his obit, handed it to him and then stab the dumbshit in the eye with an A/C recharge hose and freeze his little brain until the last few neurons stop firing.

kenchan · 02-10-2016, 11:58 PM

The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable.

onzedge · 02-11-2016, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable.

onzedge · 02-11-2016, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...

Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....

eastwest2300 · 02-11-2016, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...

Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....

eastwest2300 · 02-11-2016, 05:48 AM

dudes.

eastwest2300 · 02-11-2016, 05:49 AM

good morning itches....

eastwest2300 · 02-11-2016, 05:49 AM

have a good day, be safe, and be blessed.

eastwest2300 · 02-11-2016, 05:50 AM

duuuuuuuuudes.

JARblue · 02-11-2016, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable.

Hello Mr. Premium

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02-10-2016, 09:51 PM	#364 (permalink)
Ghostvette A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Shawnee KS Posts: 5,698 Drives: 15 Magma Red 6MT Rep Power: 2684377	Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store... Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157) Me: Here you go (package of two) Customer: I only need one Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like? Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car? Me: Did you take it from your car? Customer: Yes Me: Then it fits your car. Customer: How do you know that? Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two. Customer: I only want one.... Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired. Customer: I only want one... Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys.... kenchan and onzedge like this. __________________ 2015 Magma Red 6MT Sport Tech/2012 Fairlady MB 6MT Base (RIP 08032018)https://www.nicoclub.com/FSM/370Z/Coupe/

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eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,012 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684551	good morning itches.... __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

02-10-2016, 11:58 PM	#367 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable.

02-11-2016, 05:49 AM	#373 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,012 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684551	have a good day, be safe, and be blessed. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

02-11-2016, 05:50 AM	#374 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,012 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684551	duuuuuuuuudes. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

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