The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) 21

onzedge · 01-26-2016, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

just as easy as doing an oil change.

step1: do oil change
step2: done

This is like me implementing Dynamics AX.

Step 1: Argue
Step 2: Install Software
Step 3: Argue, configure and customize for 22 months, take 90 round trip airplane rides, stay 380 hotel nights, break in 90 rental cars (and damage 3), set fire to one Marriott

Step 4: Done

Step 5: Begin anew at Step 1 in some other Godforsaken place in the continental US

kenchan · 01-26-2016, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

This is like me implementing Dynamics AX.

Step 1: Argue
Step 2: Install Software
Step 3: Argue, configure and customize for 22 months, take 90 round trip airplane rides, stay 380 hotel nights, break in 90 rental cars (and damage 3), set fire to one Marriott

Step 4: Done

Step 5: Begin anew at Step 1 in some other Godforsaken place in the continental US

kenchan · 01-26-2016, 05:14 PM

somewhere far middle of nowhere freezing ballz.. datz where im at

Leingod · 01-26-2016, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

I'm going to guess the slower start up is due to the programs in the startup sequence. From a logic stand point, it seems that the less the processor/ram/L2 cache has to deal with upon turn on, the faster it should reach the desktop. Most places don't seem to care about how long a computer takes to become operational from a cold start, only in how well it processes the daily tasks. My work computer boots way slower than my home PC, I just turn it on and while it boots to desktop, I go get coffee. By the time I get back, it's ready. Now the fact that it is slower than molasses in January and locks up at the drop of a hat, is a whole different issue...

and it's a Mac...

While the ram def has some to do with the startup, I personally believe the memory controller within the CPU and how much the CPU can process is what causes the sluggishness. I don't see even 4gb of ram being allocated to a dozen startup programs. 100% ram isage would theoretically cause a computer to crash.

kenchan · 01-26-2016, 05:16 PM

theres really no theory to windows. its like a euro car. great while it works.. dats my personal experience with them.

Ghostvette · 01-26-2016, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

This is like me implementing Dynamics AX.

Step 1: Argue
Step 2: Install Software
Step 3: Argue, configure and customize for 22 months, take 90 round trip airplane rides, stay 380 hotel nights, break in 90 rental cars (and damage 3), set fire to one Marriott

Step 4: Done

Step 5: Begin anew at Step 1 in some other Godforsaken place in the continental US

Out racing again?

onzedge · 01-26-2016, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Out racing again?

Memphis370Z · 01-26-2016, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

kinda surprised to see people are still surprised by the steering lock failures..

like 3+yrs ago i made the diy..

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

step1: fix car
step2: done

This X 10.

onzedge · 01-26-2016, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

kinda surprised to see people are still surprised by the steering lock failures..

like 3+yrs ago i made the diy..

kenchan · 01-26-2016, 05:40 PM

got more weight put on my shoulders.. kenchan going to crush..

kenchan · 01-26-2016, 05:40 PM

i think i can i think i can i think i can i think i can. <= kenchan

i think i canned i think i canned i think i canned

<= EW

onzedge · 01-26-2016, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

i think i can i think i can i think i can i think i can. <= kenchan

i think i canned i think i canned i think i canned

<= EW

You are the Mr. Kenchan that could...

kenchan · 01-26-2016, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

You are the Mr. Kenchan that could...

problem is this is true.. i keep coming out on top.

onzedge · 01-26-2016, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

This is like me implementing Dynamics AX.

Step 1: Argue
Step 2: Install Software
Step 3: Argue, configure and customize for 22 months, take 90 round trip airplane rides, stay 380 hotel nights, break in 90 rental cars (and damage 3), set fire to one Marriott

Step 4: Done

Step 5: Begin anew at Step 1 in some other Godforsaken place in the continental US

I left off the "get counseled", "get threatened with termination" 2 or three times and then promoted steps...

eastwest2300 · 01-26-2016, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

i think i can i think i can i think i can i think i can. <= kenchan

i think i canned i think i canned i think i canned

<= EW

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01-26-2016, 05:14 PM	#7593 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	somewhere far middle of nowhere freezing ballz.. datz where im at

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	theres really no theory to windows. its like a euro car. great while it works.. dats my personal experience with them.

01-26-2016, 05:40 PM	#7600 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	got more weight put on my shoulders.. kenchan going to crush..

01-26-2016, 05:40 PM	#7601 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i think i can i think i can i think i can i think i can. <= kenchan i think i canned i think i canned i think i canned <= EW