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Leingod 01-15-2016 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 3389201)
Same thing goes for people knocking on your door selling things in a non-solicitor communities. In san diego I would tell them to hold a sec, then I would call security. then go back out and have them give their entire speal on what they are selling to stall until security told them to leave the property. Or if I was in a good mood I would lay into them right there and then call security afterwards when the left with their tail between their legs. I paid way too much money in rent to be bothered by mofo's selling overpriced organic meat and stuff.

4 years ago..

Jehova: *knocks on my door
Me: What?
Jehova: Hello good sir, may I have a moment of your time?
Me: Are you selling cookies?
Jehova; No, I want to talk to you about relig...
Me: Hold on a sec. *Yells to Dad* Hey, where's the kitten we are using for the sacrifice tonight?
Dad: In the back. I have it died up with a garden hose.
Me: *talking back to the Jehova again* Tell you what. Come back tonight. I'll show you how I practice my religion and you can explain yours to me. Deal?
Jehova: No thank you. Have a good day.

Haven't been bothered since.....

kenchan 01-15-2016 01:49 PM

yah, ever since putting my notice on my porch ip camera that they are being recorded and repeat solicitors's pictures and video will be sent to the authorities, they havent come back.. especially the girl dat sells religion. lol

njobe89 01-15-2016 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3389212)
4 years ago..

Jehova: *knocks on my door
Me: What?
Jehova: Hello good sir, may I have a moment of your time?
Me: Are you selling cookies?
Jehova; No, I want to talk to you about relig...
Me: Hold on a sec. *Yells to Dad* Hey, where's the kitten we are using for the sacrifice tonight?
Dad: In the back. I have it died up with a garden hose.
Me: *talking back to the Jehova again* Tell you what. Come back tonight. I'll show you how I practice my religion and you can explain yours to me. Deal?
Jehova: No thank you. Have a good day.

Haven't been bothered since.....

my co-worker is a jehova witness and they actually have registry's. where if you do something stupid like that they put you on the non contact list and you're not bothered anymore.

that topic came about when i asked him what would happen if i answered naked lol

kenchan 01-15-2016 01:54 PM

nothing against people's beliefs, but leave me the fak out of it. :ugh:

kenchan 01-15-2016 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89 (Post 3389216)
that topic came about when i asked him what would happen if i answered naked lol

i think u also need to do the masterbeatty dance => :happydance:

Leingod 01-15-2016 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3389220)
i think u also need to do the masterbeatty dance => :happydance:

dats raycyst!

kenchan 01-15-2016 02:01 PM

that Q60 concept was racist, kinda.. thing looked like a praying monk. lol

for the first time, i think infiniti's production car looks better dan their concept.

Leingod 01-15-2016 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3389228)
that Q60 concept was racist, kinda.. thing looked like a praying monk. lol

for the first time, i think infiniti's production car looks better dan their concept.

I'm actually really starting to become impressed with Volvo's designs again also. Now maybe Toyota can make something interesting that isn't a group effort with some other manufacturer.

njobe89 01-15-2016 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3389220)
i think u also need to do the masterbeatty dance => :happydance:

lol, i live out in the country. no one bothers you there, because they know you would get a gun in your face when they open the door lol

kenchan 01-15-2016 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3389230)
I'm actually really starting to become impressed with Volvo's designs again also. Now maybe Toyota can make something interesting that isn't a group effort with some other manufacturer.

really? i checked their url just now... :ugh2: only swede i like is Nord keyboards. lol :rofl2:

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Originally Posted by njobe89 (Post 3389233)
lol, i live out in the country. no one bothers you there, because they know you would get a gun in your face when they open the door lol

dat is true.. lol

njobe89 01-15-2016 02:11 PM

chanken

is it 15:30?

what do you know, it almost is lol

3 day weekend :D

kenchan 01-15-2016 02:11 PM

i do kinda worry if my car ever breaks down in the middle of nowhere and i need to go to some random house to ask for help. :ugh:

probably shoot me first.

kenchan 01-15-2016 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89 (Post 3389238)
chanken

is it 15:30?

what do you know, it almost is lol

3 day weekend :D

da fak's going on in here :gtfo2: double punch me after a week of freezing my ballz?

Leingod 01-15-2016 02:13 PM

My charmeleon is evolving...

kenchan 01-15-2016 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3389241)
My charmeleon is evolving...

i hope u not referring to your dingaling.. :ugh:


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