The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVV

kenchan · 11-02-2015, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, …But I golf on Fridays...”

kenchan · 11-02-2015, 07:03 PM

kenchan · 11-02-2015, 07:03 PM

kenchan · 11-02-2015, 07:04 PM

ok, got a bit dizzy on dat one...

onzedge · 11-02-2015, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

:welc ome:

madwi · 11-02-2015, 07:11 PM

"morning" everyone.

eastwest2300 · 11-02-2015, 07:18 PM

whats up y'all.

eastwest2300 · 11-02-2015, 07:19 PM

peace & love to all (even you Mr. onzedge)

eastwest2300 · 11-02-2015, 07:19 PM

Man, life is short.. How will I be remembered?

eastwest2300 · 11-02-2015, 07:20 PM

dude.

eastwest2300 · 11-02-2015, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

eastwest2300 · 11-02-2015, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

madwi · 11-02-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

Man, life is short.. How will I be remembered?

The fallout from your *** will be something noted in the pages of time.

madwi · 11-02-2015, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

My maternity leave starts 11/12 and ends 12/28 but I'll be coming back on a modified schedule so I can bring Dominic with me. Wish I could just start it now.

That is really cool you can bring the little guy with ya!

eastwest2300 · 11-02-2015, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

The fallout from your *** will be something noted in the pages of time.

11-02-2015, 07:11 PM	#6186 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	"morning" everyone. onzedge likes this.

11-02-2015, 07:18 PM	#6187 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,990 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	whats up y'all. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

11-02-2015, 07:19 PM	#6188 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,990 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	peace & love to all (even you Mr. onzedge) __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

11-02-2015, 07:19 PM	#6189 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,990 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	Man, life is short.. How will I be remembered? __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

11-02-2015, 07:20 PM	#6190 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 90,990 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684550	dude. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

11-02-2015, 07:03 PM	#6182 (permalink)
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11-02-2015, 07:04 PM	#6184 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	ok, got a bit dizzy on dat one...

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