The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVV

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

grandmas drive lincoln

GF's mom drives 2 civics.....

njobe89 · 10-19-2015, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

GF's mom drives 2 civics.....

you drive a civic, are you her mom

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

you drive a civic, are you her mom

I don't understand her logic. She owns a 2011 EX and a 2012 LX. Same colors. Her son now drives the EX. But I mean...whyyyy?? She's also adamant about only letting the stealership charge her $40 for oil changes. $400 for new brakes? No problem!

I have issues with people like that. Idc if you are 70+. Do some damn research and realize a Honda Element is junk. I call ******** on old people who won't use a smartphone because "it's complicated and I can't learn". No, you're set in your old world ways that died a millennium ago.

Or you're a hot teen blonde driving a Scion TC because it's "cute"

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

you drive a civic, are you her mom

I hate my life because of it. T-minus 11 months until lease is done!! I'm thinking leasing a Volvo S60 next.

njobe89 · 10-19-2015, 10:19 AM

lol lein the civic man.

dealerships exist a lot in part because of women and them allowing the dealership to charge so much lol

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

lol lein the civic man.

dealerships exist a lot in part because of women and them allowing the dealership to charge so much lol

Past 2 GF's i've had to walk in with because they were getting gouged like crazy from the sales guy. Her mom and her went to look at the Versa she now owns. They started at 16k and wouldn't move after being talking down to 15k. GF calls me asking if that's a good deal. I show up and waste everyones time screwing with the dealer. I got it down to 13.2k and free oil changes for a year.

But her mom and herself literally had no clue how to negotiate. People are way to naive and gullible.

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:26 AM

and DON'T YOU DARE show me some halfassed article from Road and Driver showing Hondas as being the only cars without recalls or worrisome parts. I'll call out your Takata airbag ******** quicker than you can sell Grandma a new Odyssey.

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:29 AM

Kernchan logic

Step 1: Don't buy Civic
Step 2: Buy IS
Step 3: RC IS
Step 4: Diet Pepsi

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:30 AM

OnZ logic:

Step 1: Stuck in airport
Step 2: Flog Maxima
Step 3: Don't own Civic
Step 4: Free paint fixes

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:30 AM

Gale Logic:

Step 1: Turbo allz cars!!
Step 2: enter car shows
Step 3: win $500
Step 4: bigger turbo!

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:31 AM

Pints logic:

Step 1: Sell Z
Step 2: Haz kiddo
Step 3: Invest in Wheels
Step 4: Slammed Coozy Koupe!

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:32 AM

Jobes Logic:

Step 1: DD Z
Step 2: Never wash
Step 3: E85
Step 4: corn

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:32 AM

EW Logic:

Step 1: Painus
Step 2: Anus
Step 3: Swollen
Step 4: Colon

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:33 AM

Madwis Logic:

Step 1: 4 day weekend
Step 2: QD Z
Step 3: Video games
Step 4: Buy more MF towels

Leingod · 10-19-2015, 10:34 AM

Roof logic:

Step 1: Breakfast time
Step 2: Lunch Time
Step 3: Dinner time
Step 4: lunch time

10-19-2015, 10:19 AM	#4325 (permalink)
njobe89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2014 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,227 Drives: 2013 370z BS 6MT Rep Power: 174284	lol lein the civic man. dealerships exist a lot in part because of women and them allowing the dealership to charge so much lol __________________ 2 plus 2 times 2 = ? ... hint, it's not 8 Stillen CBE, Stillen Gen 3, TP's, Uprev tuned - 324whp/264tq

10-19-2015, 10:26 AM	#4327 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	and DON'T YOU DARE show me some halfassed article from Road and Driver showing Hondas as being the only cars without recalls or worrisome parts. I'll call out your Takata airbag ****** quicker than you can sell Grandma a new Odyssey. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR**

10-19-2015, 10:29 AM	#4328 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Kernchan logic Step 1: Don't buy Civic Step 2: Buy IS Step 3: RC IS Step 4: Diet Pepsi rooftop likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

10-19-2015, 10:30 AM	#4329 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	OnZ logic: Step 1: Stuck in airport Step 2: Flog Maxima Step 3: Don't own Civic Step 4: Free paint fixes rooftop likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

10-19-2015, 10:30 AM	#4330 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Gale Logic: Step 1: Turbo allz cars!! Step 2: enter car shows Step 3: win $500 Step 4: bigger turbo! rooftop likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

10-19-2015, 10:31 AM	#4331 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Pints logic: Step 1: Sell Z Step 2: Haz kiddo Step 3: Invest in Wheels Step 4: Slammed Coozy Koupe! __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

10-19-2015, 10:32 AM	#4332 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Jobes Logic: Step 1: DD Z Step 2: Never wash Step 3: E85 Step 4: corn __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

10-19-2015, 10:32 AM	#4333 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	EW Logic: Step 1: Painus Step 2: Anus Step 3: Swollen Step 4: Colon __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

10-19-2015, 10:33 AM	#4334 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Madwis Logic: Step 1: 4 day weekend Step 2: QD Z Step 3: Video games Step 4: Buy more MF towels __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

10-19-2015, 10:34 AM	#4335 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Roof logic: Step 1: Breakfast time Step 2: Lunch Time Step 3: Dinner time Step 4: lunch time rooftop likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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