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kenchan

09-30-2015 06:40 PM

no need for immodiumAD today. :D basically only ate crackers and drank lots of gatorade... :ugh:
i dont usually drink gatoraid..not bad, my wife went out of her way to get me this last night. :p i'm feeling better today.

my biz trip went well. my new tool box i put together recently kickedarse. :tup:
nothin' like having the exact tools to do the job right there at my finger tips.

Leingod

09-30-2015 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey (Post 3320091)

:iagree:

IMO, the true art of professionalism is in making your co-workers look and feel like incompetent asses in ways that can't possibly get you in trouble.

For example, rather than call someone a "colossal fuckup who couldn't find their *** with both hands and a map" like you really want to, simply point out the person's numerous mistakes in a factual manner. Then, when they complain to anyone that you're making them look bad, then actually end up making themselves look even worse, because you've provided evidence rather than just an opinion. :twocents:

Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.

madwi

09-30-2015 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320118)

hey good idea here, why not mix up a bottle of Bleach AND ammonia together and bring it in! :tup:

*do not do this please*

Leingod

09-30-2015 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3320119)

hey good idea here, why not mix up a bottle of Bleach AND ammonia together and bring it in! :tup:

*do not do this please*

Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of me making meth

Leingod

09-30-2015 07:47 PM

ok, ok I have to share this story. I'm at the GF's right now. We were watching a movie and she ran upstairs quick to take her contacts out. Her toilet is right in front of her sink. So a person can sit on the pot and basically hover right over the bathroom sink.

She comes back downstairs and me being the idiot I am... ask for her to pull her pants down while I snap a quick photo. She does to my surprise. I take the shot quick and she pulls her pants back up.

I proceed to look at the photo and notice she has imprints on her *** of the toilet seat. I'm now dieing laughing while she keeps trying to reaffirm herself that she was merely sitting on the toilet and not doing any business. I won't let her live this one down for a while.

Leingod

09-30-2015 07:52 PM

Just farted into the couch. Her cat took off like a bat out of hell and slammed into the glass sliding door.

onzedge

09-30-2015 07:53 PM

http://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos...54447949_o.jpg

Leingod

09-30-2015 07:53 PM

Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Masterbeatty

09-30-2015 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320131)

Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Post whore!

You've been here for 5 months and have an average post per day of 19ish. You have also received a new screen name of Leon. If you would put $00.50 per post you could have a turbo kit by your 1 yr anniversary. :tup:

Leingod

09-30-2015 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 3320150)

That's.... That's actually a freaking really good idea!!!! And tomorrow is payday!!!

BoneZ

09-30-2015 09:01 PM

Oh lawd...

onzedge

09-30-2015 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320131)