The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVV

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 02:31 PM

Just told one of the girls to go drink bleach. I'm over work today.

which printer?

The one at the desk..

WHAT DESK!?!?!

uhhhh, one of the rooms?

rooftop · 09-30-2015, 02:36 PM

Good afternoon

Pintsize725 · 09-30-2015, 02:36 PM

So if I can't get the wheels in a timely manner, I've been told that 19" and 18" in gloss black finish is in stock. I'm just not sure I want full black.

What are some other good alternatives?

Masterbeatty · 09-30-2015, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Just told one of the girls to go drink bleach. I'm over work today.

which printer?

The one at the desk..

WHAT DESK!?!?!

uhhhh, one of the rooms?

I made someone cry by telling them, "if I did my job half as bad as you do we'd all be phucking dead!". He then went to a poorly lit area and cried for a few mins.

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

I made someone cry by telling them, "if I did my job half as bad as you do we'd all be phucking dead!". He then went to a poorly lit area and cried for a few mins.

She reported me to HR. Sensitivity training in the morning I guess. I'm bringing in a bottle of bleach tomorrow.

Pintsize725 · 09-30-2015, 05:02 PM

Umm, where is everyone? Are we actually being productive at work?!

D.Stillwell · 09-30-2015, 05:09 PM

I've been productive today, at eating lunch and taking a while to get going

Pulled a P0430 on the Maxima upon arriving home and getting the obdII adapter out of the Z....catalyst efficiency (bs), I keep erasing the code and it comes back every few months.

Sent from my SM-G860P using Tapatalk

jpkirk · 09-30-2015, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey

OMG... My wife sent a baggie with jalapenos in it for my lunch since I am stuffy (nature's decongestant!) and it had quite a few... I thought they must not have been spicy but holy **** they are about the hottest jalapenos I've ever eaten.

So I messaged her and she was like "Oh that was supposed to be for the rest of the week."

jpkirk · 09-30-2015, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Umm, where is everyone? Are we actually being productive at work?!

Yes ... dang it!

You know the government fiscal year end always has everybody in a tizzy.

cigarclifford · 09-30-2015, 05:38 PM

Parking this here for Mr Scott

The Clifford ordered 4 gallons of Apple Cider and 2 dozen doughnuts
shipped via FedEx to Seoul South Korea

It's all gone boy's and girl's

-Clifford

Yates Cider Mill | Rochester Hills, Michigan

cigarclifford · 09-30-2015, 05:41 PM

<-----------------The Clifford has no time for

off for my daily morning workout

20 minutes on the rowing machine

20 minutes on the stationary bike

20 minutes back on the rowing machine

Life Can Not Get Any Better boy's and girl's

-Clifford

jpkirk · 09-30-2015, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Just told one of the girls to go drink bleach. I'm over work today.

which printer?

The one at the desk..

WHAT DESK!?!?!

uhhhh, one of the rooms?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

I made someone cry by telling them, "if I did my job half as bad as you do we'd all be phucking dead!". He then went to a poorly lit area and cried for a few mins.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

She reported me to HR. Sensitivity training in the morning I guess. I'm bringing in a bottle of bleach tomorrow.

Um ... go drink bleach ... we'd all be phucking dead ...

Yup ... those qualify as two ways to git yerself some of that thar sensitivity training.

Have fun

Davey · 09-30-2015, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpkirk

Um ... go drink bleach ... we'd all be phucking dead ...

Yup ... those qualify as two ways to git yerself some of that thar sensitivity training.

Have fun

IMO, the true art of professionalism is in making your co-workers look and feel like incompetent asses in ways that can't possibly get you in trouble.

For example, rather than call someone a "colossal fuckup who couldn't find their *** with both hands and a map" like you really want to, simply point out the person's numerous mistakes in a factual manner. Then, when they complain to anyone that you're making them look bad, then actually end up making themselves look even worse, because you've provided evidence rather than just an opinion.

madwi · 09-30-2015, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarclifford

Parking this here for Mr Scott

The Clifford ordered 4 gallons of Apple Cider and 2 dozen doughnuts
shipped via FedEx to Seoul South Korea

It's all gone boy's and girl's

-Clifford

Yates Cider Mill | Rochester Hills, Michigan

Cant beat cider and donuts!

The place we get ours from is one of the only places in Mi. that is allowed to sell unpasturized cider.

so good.

Masterbeatty · 09-30-2015, 07:38 PM

I have one more week till my hard cider is ready.

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09-30-2015, 05:02 PM	#2481 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	Umm, where is everyone? Are we actually being productive at work?! __________________ Tracie

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D.Stillwell Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Snakeden Branch, VA Posts: 396 Drives: Fairlady Z34/6MT Rep Power: 19	I've been productive today, at eating lunch and taking a while to get going Pulled a P0430 on the Maxima upon arriving home and getting the obdII adapter out of the Z....catalyst efficiency (bs), I keep erasing the code and it comes back every few months. Sent from my SM-G860P using Tapatalk jpkirk likes this.

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cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	Parking this here for Mr Scott The Clifford ordered 4 gallons of Apple Cider and 2 dozen doughnuts shipped via FedEx to Seoul South Korea It's all gone boy's and girl's -Clifford Yates Cider Mill \| Rochester Hills, Michigan Masterbeatty and madwi like this. __________________ -Clifford

09-30-2015, 05:41 PM	#2486 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	<-----------------The Clifford has no time for off for my daily morning workout 20 minutes on the rowing machine 20 minutes on the stationary bike 20 minutes back on the rowing machine Life Can Not Get Any Better boy's and girl's -Clifford __________________ -Clifford

09-30-2015, 07:38 PM	#2490 (permalink)
Masterbeatty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 4,586 Drives: the speed limit... Rep Power: 122867	I have one more week till my hard cider is ready. jpkirk and madwi like this. __________________ 2011 MB 6MT Masterbeatty journal

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