The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIV

kenchan · 09-01-2015, 01:00 PM

i had a kid about maybe 12 that kept stealing my metal valve caps off my dd, another younger kid that left a bag of rocks on my yard for no reason, middle aged fat woman leaving her dog crap on my lawn, etc.

all caught on ip camera. next time i saw them, i interrogated them pointing at the cameras. they always deny doing it or try to smooth it out as if they innocently 'forgot' they left the poop, etc.

regardless, very quickly resolved all issues i had with my dumbf- neighbors down the street.

Leingod · 09-01-2015, 01:03 PM

Me: I.T. This is Mike

Girl: My computer is dark, help?

Me: You mean your screen?

Girl: Yes. The sounds still play when I click with the mouse, but the screen is black.

Me: Is the monitor turned on?

Girl: What do you mwan? The computer is on, so the monitor MUST be on.

Me: Ummm....no. Find the power button on the monitor and press it.

Girl: I see a red light, but that's it.

Me: Power button will be right next to it.

Girl: You mean the button that has a circle on it? It works!! Thanks I.T. guy. You're smart.

I hate people...

Leingod · 09-01-2015, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

i had a kid about maybe 12 that kept stealing my metal valve caps off my dd, another younger kid that left a bag of rocks on my yard for no reason, middle aged fat woman leaving her dog crap on my lawn, etc.

all caught on ip camera. next time i saw them, i interrogated them pointing at the cameras. they always deny doing it or try to smooth it out as if they innocently 'forgot' they left the poop, etc.

regardless, very quickly resolved all issues i had with my dumbf- neighbors down the street.

I "forgot" I stole your valve caps. Here, have a bag of rocks.

Pintsize725 · 09-01-2015, 01:43 PM

Life is so boring without a Z.

onzedge · 09-01-2015, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Me: I.T. This is Mike

Girl: My computer is dark, help?

Me: You mean your screen?

Girl: Yes. The sounds still play when I click with the mouse, but the screen is black.

Me: Is the monitor turned on?

Girl: What do you mwan? The computer is on, so the monitor MUST be on.

Me: Ummm....no. Find the power button on the monitor and press it.

Girl: I see a red light, but that's it.

Me: Power button will be right next to it.

Girl: You mean the button that has a circle on it? It works!! Thanks I.T. guy. You're smart.

I hate people...

onzedge · 09-01-2015, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo89

This is IT. She's gonna be

Size? 5.5

kenchan · 09-01-2015, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

I "forgot" I stole your valve caps. Here, have a bag of rocks.

lol, the kid was silent for a few moments until i yelled at him to ANSWER!

why did you think it was okay to steal my valve caps?!!

kid cried and said sorry, brought back the 4 caps but said he gave away the other 4. he asked not to tell his dad or cops (i almost lol'ed), so i told him this is strike 2 for you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Life is so boring without a Z.

kenchan · 09-01-2015, 04:56 PM

was planning to do my dd's oil change this coming weekend but kinda hot.

think will postpone until maybe next weekend or the weekend after or november.

onzedge · 09-01-2015, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

was planning to do my dd's oil change this coming weekend but kinda hot.

think will postpone until maybe next weekend or the weekend after or november.

kenchan · 09-01-2015, 05:20 PM

how many dead chickens today?

Nismo89 · 09-01-2015, 05:20 PM

anniversary dinner tonight

Pintsize725 · 09-01-2015, 05:35 PM

Sigh.

Just got a call from the dealership where I traded the Z. It's been sold twice now. :'(

They all of a sudden don't have the wheel lock key so they were calling to see if I still had it.

kenchan · 09-01-2015, 05:37 PM

you guys ever do the z's coolant change without using the air release valve?

Coolant Leak

ive not done mine but some cars ive done including my fit dont even have it, so im thinking just manually burp the system, right?

kenchan · 09-01-2015, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Sigh.

Just got a call from the dealership where I traded the Z. It's been sold twice now. :'(

They all of a sudden don't have the wheel lock key so they were calling to see if I still had it.

stupid dealers

Pintsize725 · 09-01-2015, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

stupid dealers

He asked how I liked the new Mazda. I said, it's no Z.

09-01-2015, 01:03 PM	#8822 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Me: I.T. This is Mike Girl: My computer is dark, help? Me: You mean your screen? Girl: Yes. The sounds still play when I click with the mouse, but the screen is black. Me: Is the monitor turned on? Girl: What do you mwan? The computer is on, so the monitor MUST be on. Me: Ummm....no. Find the power button on the monitor and press it. Girl: I see a red light, but that's it. Me: Power button will be right next to it. Girl: You mean the button that has a circle on it? It works!! Thanks I.T. guy. You're smart. I hate people... kenchan, GaleForce and Pintsize725 like this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

09-01-2015, 01:43 PM	#8824 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	Life is so boring without a Z. __________________ Tracie

09-01-2015, 04:56 PM	#8828 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	was planning to do my dd's oil change this coming weekend but kinda hot. think will postpone until maybe next weekend or the weekend after or november. onzedge likes this.

09-01-2015, 05:20 PM	#8831 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	anniversary dinner tonight kenchan and onzedge like this. __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

09-01-2015, 05:35 PM	#8832 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	Sigh. Just got a call from the dealership where I traded the Z. It's been sold twice now. :'( They all of a sudden don't have the wheel lock key so they were calling to see if I still had it. __________________ Tracie

09-01-2015, 01:00 PM	#8821 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i had a kid about maybe 12 that kept stealing my metal valve caps off my dd, another younger kid that left a bag of rocks on my yard for no reason, middle aged fat woman leaving her dog crap on my lawn, etc. all caught on ip camera. next time i saw them, i interrogated them pointing at the cameras. they always deny doing it or try to smooth it out as if they innocently 'forgot' they left the poop, etc. regardless, very quickly resolved all issues i had with my dumbf- neighbors down the street.

09-01-2015, 05:20 PM	#8830 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	how many dead chickens today?

09-01-2015, 05:37 PM	#8833 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	you guys ever do the z's coolant change without using the air release valve? Coolant Leak ive not done mine but some cars ive done including my fit dont even have it, so im thinking just manually burp the system, right?

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