The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIV

onzedge · 08-19-2015, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

painus.

Davey · 08-19-2015, 12:15 PM

Today sucks.

kenchan · 08-19-2015, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

i may do a baconater lol. i need to look for a new job.. i've been here 6 years and ate at every posslbe location within 10 miles lol

why are u looking to work here? <= new potential employer

well, ive not been to any of the restaurants within a 10mile radius.

kenchan · 08-19-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey

Today sucks.

hey there davey.

watz different about today?

njobe89 · 08-19-2015, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

why are u looking to work here? <= new potential employer

well, ive not been to any of the restaurants within a 10mile radius.

well that is something i might say.. for this job, when they were hiring me the director asked me "why do you want this job?" i replied, because it's easy. lol

kenchan · 08-19-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

well that is something i might say.. for this job, when they were hiring me the director asked me "why do you want this job?" i replied, because it's easy. lol

so ken-san, what makes u stand out from the other candidates that want this position?

i like charburgers and cheeze fries.

njobe89 · 08-19-2015, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

so ken-san, what makes u stand out from the other candidates that want this position?

i like charburgers and cheeze fries.

you are hired! lol

i hate when a dumb question like that is asked, why do you want this job. obviously cause i can't pay my bills with monopoly money.

kenchan · 08-19-2015, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

you are hired! lol

i hate when a dumb question like that is asked, why do you want this job. obviously cause i can't pay my bills with monopoly money.

yah, HR asks the most stupid questions sometimes.

kenchan · 08-19-2015, 12:53 PM

one time this middle-aged woman HR asked 'so, how do you feel' after a short interview with their director.

im like wtf kinda question is that? i said 'i feel fine, but the starting salary is too low.'

never got a call back.

kenchan · 08-19-2015, 12:56 PM

i think i posted this before, but some japanese lady interviewing me in engrish a very long time ago cause she wanted to verify my 'native english speaking' skillz.

she kept mentioning dat her husband was 'amewican' like tweety bird and i had to crack up each f-king time.

njobe89 · 08-19-2015, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

yah, HR asks the most stupid questions sometimes.

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Originally Posted by kenchan

one time this middle-aged woman HR asked 'so, how do you feel' after a short interview with their director.

im like wtf kinda question is that? i said 'i feel fine, but the starting salary is too low.'

never got a call back.

so what do you think about working for 40k. i feel that you wasted my time lol

i hate when servers do that, bring out my food and they put it on the table. 30 seconds pass and they ask me so how's the food and i didn't even get the fork out yet

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i think i posted this before, but some japanese lady interviewing me in engrish a very long time ago cause she wanted to verify my 'native english speaking' skillz.

she kept mentioning dat her husband was 'amewican' like tweety bird and i had to crack up each f-king time.

i laugh when my mom speaks english or tries to lol. then she threatens to give me a whooping lol

jpkirk · 08-19-2015, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

it's lunch time. what to get, im out of ideas. don't feel like eating anything but im hungry... da fawk mayn

Pizza

jpkirk · 08-19-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

tired of chicken and fish. if i have anymore i'll exterminate all chickens and fish on earth lol

That might put Dr. Onze out of a job. He may not rep you any more.

jpkirk · 08-19-2015, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

one time this middle-aged woman HR asked 'so, how do you feel' after a short interview with their director.

im like wtf kinda question is that? i said 'i feel fine, but the starting salary is too low.'

never got a call back.

jpkirk · 08-19-2015, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i think i posted this before, but some japanese lady interviewing me in engrish a very long time ago cause she wanted to verify my 'native english speaking' skillz.

she kept mentioning dat her husband was 'amewican' like tweety bird and i had to crack up each f-king time.

Didja get a call back from that one?

08-19-2015, 12:53 PM	#7134 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	one time this middle-aged woman HR asked 'so, how do you feel' after a short interview with their director. im like wtf kinda question is that? i said 'i feel fine, but the starting salary is too low.' never got a call back. jpkirk and njobe89 like this.

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i think i posted this before, but some japanese lady interviewing me in engrish a very long time ago cause she wanted to verify my 'native english speaking' skillz. she kept mentioning dat her husband was 'amewican' like tweety bird and i had to crack up each f-king time.