The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIV

Masterbeatty · 07-22-2015, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

People just arrived to set up the dunk tank for tomorrows company picnic. First person to go is this wicked hot 35 yr old accounting girl with a massive arse.

I don't believe you.

rooftop · 07-22-2015, 02:39 PM

Good afternoon again

Leingod · 07-22-2015, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

I don't believe you.

She's married and has 2 kids.

Masterbeatty · 07-22-2015, 02:39 PM

Then she is a cougar

Davey · 07-22-2015, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

People just arrived to set up the dunk tank for tomorrows company picnic. First person to go is this wicked hot 35 yr old accounting girl with a massive arse.

You know, if you bought her a couple of ice cream cones and a VHS copy of Princess Bride you could probably be tappin' that.

You can't be too choosy now that your hand is out of commission.

onzedge · 07-22-2015, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

jive turkey.

JARblue · 07-22-2015, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey

Put a ******* coat on it and let it sit for 24 hours?

Hell no. Put a coat on it, look at it in an hour. Get a thumb print. Wait a few more hours until it feels sort of dry and steel wool the thumbprint out but oops, it wasn't really dry so the finish smeared and tore and got discolored grey crap in it so get out the acetone and take it down to the wood and then do the same thing again tomorrow.

My kind of logic

JARblue · 07-22-2015, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

First person to go is this wicked hot 35 yr old accounting girl with a massive arse.

jpkirk · 07-22-2015, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey

You know, if you bought her a couple of ice cream cones and a VHS copy of Princess Bride you could probably be tappin' that.

You can't be too choosy now that your hand is out of commission.

Davey · 07-22-2015, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

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It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Leingod · 07-22-2015, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Then she is a cougar

Yup!! Except she doesn't say or wear anything even remotely sexual.

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Originally Posted by Davey

You know, if you bought her a couple of ice cream cones and a VHS copy of Princess Bride you could probably be tappin' that.

You can't be too choosy now that your hand is out of commission.

Already have a gf. It never hurts to look though.

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I rather like my job even though I now "technically" get paid less per hour than a fast food worker.

JARblue · 07-22-2015, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Already have a gf. It never hurts to look though.

I rather like my job even though I now "technically" get paid less per hour than a fast food worker.

The best is a gf/wife that points them out for you

Aren't you the IT guy? Camera feed from her computer FTW

Leingod · 07-22-2015, 02:50 PM

And NY fast food workers now make more than me on an hourly level......

Leingod · 07-22-2015, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

The best is a gf/wife that points them out for you

Aren't you the IT guy? Camera feed from her computer FTW

GF points them out from time to time. But it's mainly to see how she can better herself hahahaha.

No cameras on any computers since we have some truly idiotic employees here. One actually called the number that appeared on his screen once to get "help" removing a virus. Ya know...instead of just calling his actual i.t. dept.

Davey · 07-22-2015, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

My kind of logic

Yeah I have taken this thing down to the wood like 3 times now.

The thing is, I don't even care about it. It's not really a quality piece, it's just a bunch of leftover crap I'm throwing together. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending) I take a lot of pride in my work so I do my best to make even crappy stuff come out absolutely 100% as good as it can come out. What I have here, is a lipstick on a pig situation.

I just need one or two decent coats on it, dry enough to buff with Scotch-Brite and not get badly damaged during assembly, it really shouldn't be this ******* hard.

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