The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIV

Leingod

Just got back from the ER. Always better to own and know how to sharpen a Chefs knife until it's razor edged instead of using a dull blade. Sliced clean through my left thumb down to the bone. Dr says it was the cleanest cut he had ever seen. Only bad thing was it was right at the knuckle.

So 6 stitches and a weeks worth of antibiotics later... I'm all patched up. Tetnis shot honestly is hurting me more than that stitches.

Gf is still in shock as to how calm and collected I was. She was freaking out and running all over, I just wrapped and held pressure as tight as possible. We get to the ER and the nurse asks if she's ok because she was shaking so bad. Yet here I was screwing around asking if they could wheel me in on a stretcher.

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I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR