Good morning.

Rep freely.

I'll take 20 and 2 bags of chips please. Do you accept Visa?

Good morning

:tiphat:
prefer cash or paypal :rofl2:

we have a machine on the 2nd floor and 3rd floor.. i'm sure there's about 30-40 of them

There is a great possibility that I am about to be :ban: because of that thread

I chose to respond to the one who said he found great freedom in his atheism.

Nay!! On teh 4th day, Gerd said to lourve teh f@gurts!!!!

Am I doing it right???..........:ugh2:

The sucky thing is shipping will probably kill all of that money saved. $1 monsters though.... I'd be in a diabetic sugary rage right now speared by the fresh intake of a caffeine and sugary cocktail.

I actually feel reasonably bad about that now....

Poor kid.... I totally know where he's coming from...

Spoiled Kid Tries To Get New Ferrari By Setting Fire To Old One

lol, i usually drink one every morning. cheaper then the gas station

:hello:

I got a bad test result yesterday so now I have to do a 3 hours glucose test with 12 hours of fasting prior. Whoopty doo........

I'm not the one to say. You'll find out at the end of the play.

:icon17:

Rep daily and with complete abandon.

:gtfo2:

Coffee in bloodstream. Time to lift

:icon17:

So work wants the random important people to fill out a little description of our roles and duties for work for new people since we are expanding. Here's what I've got so far

Welcome new employee.

Here in this office, I am the god amongst men. As your daily Networking and Security I.T. Specialist, I am here to assist your random needs of various computer issues.

My day starts at 8 a.m. every morning from whence I MUST have at least 3-5 cups of coffee before 11a.m. During these hours, expect little help to random jargon until i can process thoughts above a 5th grade level. From then on, I'll be happy to assist you in powering on/off your computer to fix 90% of your troubles.

Above all else, I can be easily bribed with home baked goods, energy drinks, and rolaids. Do these deeds and expect faster fixing results.

On the off chance I am not at my desk, please don't call me cell. I never have it on me and no... i am not giving you my other cell number. On the off chance I AM at my desk, don't hover behind me. That video game I am currently playing is of crucial learning experience for my job skills.

Yes, I can "hack" stuff. No I will not "hack" your sisters mothers aunts grandchilds ex's douchey little brat of a tweens Facebook. Yes, the sports car is mine. No, I don't have an inferiority complex.

Please submit any and all tickets to the appropriate box when needing something fixed, otherwise i'll just ignore it.

Sincerely,

Mike, the I.T. guy who debating if Taco Bell or Moes is better for lunch 3/5 days of work

You crack me up. :icon17:

So I take it you have had 5 cups of java this morning? I have had two and need another but too lazy to make another pot for just myself. I am also surprised the power hasn't gone out since its hailing, raining sideways, and lightning.

Sounds like you're having a lot of fun this morning!! I'm on cup number 4. It has been a quiet week so far.

i've been tempted to make coffee with a energy drink. i wonder if the heart would go boooom

Iced coffee mixed with a blueberry redbull is amazing. Should try it some time. Ya know what, while you're at it. Add 2 caffeine pills to the mix also. I heard that's how the roadrunner was born.

It wasn't so bad, I taught one class with a splitting headache and now waiting for dept. training this afternoon. I live to far to go home for lunch and come back.

i don't like iced coffee... god made coffee to be hot, not cold. lol

But that's why you bought a Z. To go fast....wait..... Z is still slow compared to other cars. Nevermind. Fast food or order out for lunch?

You speak blasphemy!!

Back when I used to work restaurants, I would start the day with a pitcher of iced coffee.

Pitcher of Iced Coffee Recipe:
fill pitcher with ice
pour entire pot of coffee into pitcher

This would be consumed in the first half hour. I would then start on pitcher number two finishing it about half way through the shift.

talk about a BUUUUZZZZZ

:icon17: i dont mess with people's religions.

i also hate them folks that keep coming to my door to sell their religion. :mad: :gtfo2:


u need to get some real tires like the RE11's on there. then u will know the true acceleration of the Z. :D most of the 0-60 is lost from poor traction/driver suckarse.

Sorry, i can't hear or read this over the sound and feeling of my whole body imploding on itself in a giant in-house sound reverberating through my temple.

goodam everyone! :hello: is it f-king 5 yet? :mad:

usps better delivery my rc bit today. :mad:

or else... :mad:


.. i need to wait longer. :crying: FAAAAK! sucks letting some dumbarse pos control my rc car's fate.

The old guy who owned the car before me shoved those decent Yokohamas on it. Figured I'd just burn through these quick and get a set of RE11's eventually.

so in other news, i got more rc car bits coming in. :rock:


.. by usps :facepalm:

i tossed my advans with about 4/32 left. tirerack was like 'hey ken-san, you going to take these home? wrap them up?'

why? :ugh: you can haz them.

Want to pay my hospital bill while you're at it? :bowrofl:

The second these student loans and small hospital bill are paid off, the Z is getting mucho gusto love.

:iagree:

No -- not 5 yet...

Boss: Are you eating cereal for lunch while watching cartoons on your computer?

Me: Yea. I didn't get to do it this morning. I only wish i had my footie pajamas with me also.

Boss: We should have hired you ages ago....

:tup:

:rofl2: