Seeking Double Amputee for Halloween
 

Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume


So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

wow...just wow

I'm really not sure what to say other than this is why I avoid Camry drivers. :icon14:

Halloween is my favorite holiday, but thats just wrong on so many levels...

:eek:

BTW its not my post obviously I don't live in Brooklyn

Wow...seriously? :eek:

I can just see that guy getting drunk and falling over backwards and crushing the poor amputee...

LOL hahahaha some ppl are soo messed up that even they dont know it

I got a better suggestion. Why don't you play C3PO? Just close your eyes, I'll get a machete or katana, razor sharp, and it'll just sting for a second. Then, I'll ask you to close your eyes again, and I'll do the other side.

No need to worry, we'll apply pressure to your dismembered upper body. ;)

Almost worth it for the gag effect. How about a baby? You could fold its legs in.