The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIII

eastwest2300 · 06-16-2015, 07:11 AM

rep me, and you get a high rate of return.

onzedge · 06-16-2015, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300

rep me, and you get a high rate of return.

eastwest2300 · 06-16-2015, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 07:14 AM

Aaaannnnddd all the (important) people are in the office today. They're like doctors. They feel important yet can't remember to power a computer on while questioning why the screen doesn't show up...

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 07:15 AM

Sales: Hi Mike, my computer wouldn't boot up last night.
Me: Did you plug it in?
Sales: No, I lost my charger
Me: I fixed your issue

onzedge · 06-16-2015, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Sales: Hi Mike, my computer wouldn't boot up last night.
Me: Did you plug it in?
Sales: No, I lost my charger
Me: I fixed your issue

eastwest2300 · 06-16-2015, 07:20 AM

dude.

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 07:58 AM

G'Mornin' btw

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 07:59 AM

Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning
Me: Does it have power?
Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds!
Me: Did you power on the monitor?
Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically?
Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket.

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning
Me: Does it have power?
Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds!
Me: Did you power on the monitor?
Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically?
Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket.

JAR: What if it's a laptop?

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

JAR: What if it's a laptop?

I went through our inventory a few months ago and tagged everyone in the whole building with make/model of computer being used. Won't catch this I.T. guy off guard.

Sales: How do you get on facebook?
Me: Leet hackzorzzzzz!!!! RAWR

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning
Me: Does it have power?
Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds!
Me: Did you power on the monitor?
Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically?
Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket.

And this is why I can't do tech support ... I would never thought that this person was so stupid they couldn't figure out how to turn on a monitor these days. I guess you do it long enough, you just learn to start from the beginning with each person. But I cannot deal with stupid people too long or it will be hazardous to their health and my freedom lol

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

And this is why I can't do tech support ... I would never thought that this person was so stupid they couldn't figure out how to turn on a monitor these days. I guess you do it long enough, you just learn to start from the beginning with each person. But I cannot deal with stupid people too long or it will be hazardous to their health and my freedom lol

When I first started, I was expecting an issue to come in and me thoroughly having to dig around on the computer to fix it. Like a major virus, bios broken, etc. I've now learned over the years that 90% of problems can be fixed by asking if it's charged, if the power button was hit, or restart the machine. The wicked smart people are usually the dumbest.

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:00 AM

A Happy Tuesday to you all

Nismo89 · 06-16-2015, 08:00 AM

Morning all... Supposed to be over 100 here in NC today.. Heat index to be around 110

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06-16-2015, 07:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,019 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684551	rep me, and you get a high rate of return. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

06-16-2015, 07:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	Aaaannnnddd all the (important) people are in the office today. They're like doctors. They feel important yet can't remember to power a computer on while questioning why the screen doesn't show up... __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2015, 07:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	Sales: Hi Mike, my computer wouldn't boot up last night. Me: Did you plug it in? Sales: No, I lost my charger Me: I fixed your issue __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2015, 07:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,019 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684551	dude. __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

06-16-2015, 07:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 44 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684441	G'Mornin' btw __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

06-16-2015, 07:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning Me: Does it have power? Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds! Me: Did you power on the monitor? Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically? Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2015, 08:00 AM	#14 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 44 Posts: 36,450 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684441	A Happy Tuesday to you all __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

06-16-2015, 08:00 AM	#15 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37387	Morning all... Supposed to be over 100 here in NC today.. Heat index to be around 110 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

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