The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIII

kenchan · 06-12-2015, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

i hate driving in the rain... at least one wreck every mile

oh my car melts in the rain..

njobe89 · 06-12-2015, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i made a fool out of myself last year when i visited nissan hq where they have the driving cages for ps granturismo games. i couldnt control the car worth shitt and crashed miserably.

my kids were like

wtf dad, u suck!

i'm a professional... i wouldn't have crashed... right away lol

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Originally Posted by kenchan

then this pretty attendant lady came and asked how i liked the z's on display.
i told her they put the steering wheel on the wrong side.

she was like

then she asked do USDM z's have rear seats?

(looking at my kids).

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Originally Posted by kenchan

no, i played a few other games but it was a while back and cant remember their names. i know i had need for speed in my pc. lol

lol i think everyone had n4s... this tokyo xtreme racer was fun. it was something like n4s. you could drive around tokyo then to race you had to flash your high beams and challenge groups till you get to their leader. it was fun

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Originally Posted by kenchan

oh my car melts in the rain..

that's what you get for photoshop

Leingod · 06-12-2015, 02:43 PM

Ugh. Is it 4:30 yet? I need an energy drink

Exhaust · 06-12-2015, 02:44 PM

I golfed for the first time and my hands still hurt 2 days later. I was told to use more lotion next time.

kenchan · 06-12-2015, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

i'm a professional... i wouldn't have crashed... right away lol

lol i think everyone had n4s... this tokyo xtreme racer was fun. it was something like n4s. you could drive around tokyo then to race you had to flash your high beams and challenge groups till you get to their leader. it was fun

that's what you get for photoshop

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Originally Posted by Exhaust

I golfed for the first time and my hands still hurt 2 days later. I was told to use more lotion next time.

wait, thought texans were supposed to be tuff?

Leingod · 06-12-2015, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

wait, thought texans were supposed to be tuff?

Thought they were suppose to be fert and lurve gerns.

onzedge · 06-12-2015, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by njobe89

i was a nintendo fan but they didn't do much to compete and switched to ps

i got about 40 min lol

OK -- I flew from XNA to MSP to SLC to SMF yesterday/last night. Leaving XNA, we were late. We landed at Gate A2 in MSP and my SLC flight was from Gate G9. I had 9 minutes to get there , so I humped across the airport. Mind you, I run for no one.

I get to G9 at 7:22 PM -- the flight was scheduled to depart at 7:20 and they had already closed the door. WTF???

I employed some colorful language with the gate agent -- I mean Jeesh, 2 minutes???? Really???? I thanked him for his skill at his job and within minutes, literally, there were 26 other passengers at the gate asking the same thing -- "What are you thinking?????"

Was it really too hard to look at the manifest and see the the 27 passengers missing from the flight were on other Delta flights that were delayed? By 7:30 there we were, 27 of us. Friggin' 10 minutes past scheduled departure... I am livid. Most of us were Diamond or Platinum -- not casual fliers.

As we were sorting things out I was imagining taking the gate agents silly friggin' Delta tie and pulling it tighter and tighter as he continued to say how much he apologized for our plight. Instead I smiled at him as he told me for the 15th time how sorry he was and I told him not to worry, I learned valuable skills in my anger management class -- skills that kept him healthy and me out of prison. He just looked at me with a smug "I am a badazz in my Delta vest and wings, but I have no idea what I am doing" look. So I extended my middle finger to him in order to express my delight in him and his work performance and my fellow travelers applauded.

Meanwhile, the pilot of our plane sees all the commotion at the gate as he is backing out, so he does the heroic thing and pulls the plane back to the gate. Slowly we all board, I lost my first class seat, some other clown is in my original seat so I told him he needs to move, I have to sit next to a hipster with painted toe-nails (yes a guy), and we left an hour late.

Now, my Salt Lake flight is in jeopardy.

We land in Salt Lake and when the door opened I had 10 minutes to get from C12 to D11. I hustled again and I am double-pizzed because, yet again, I am running against my will. I am on the moving walkway between D and C and there is a genius standing there with her roller bag on her side, blocking the way. I say excuse me as I am running toward her -- three times. Oh, she is texting I guess that's OK. FVCK. People make me crazy. Put your cell phones down, people!!!! You are not he only ones in this big giant public place with everyone in a hurry trying to get some where.

So she moves. But I paused as I passed her, turned around and then thanked her for paying attention and being a good citizen. Actually, my words were a little different.

I get to D11 just as they were trying to give my seat (1A) to someone in coach. I said "Not so fast, chumps".

I sat down, Put some Motorhead on my headphones, guzzled two bottles of water and took a nap.

There you go. You asked.

kenchan · 06-12-2015, 02:48 PM

EW + Exhaust = WTFLOLBBQ ... ?

Exhaust · 06-12-2015, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Thought they were suppose to be fert and lurve gerns.

That's ford tough. I'm only dallas tough.

kenchan · 06-12-2015, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Exhaust

That's ford tough. I'm only dallas tough.

kenchan · 06-12-2015, 02:51 PM

another mustang with sedan tires raced me. this time i was on my bicycle.

madwi · 06-12-2015, 02:52 PM

Speaking of games. 8 bags of coke planted in the senator's condo, all his gold stolen from his vault without tripping the alarm. Payday

Leingod · 06-12-2015, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Exhaust

That's ford tough. I'm only dallas tough.

Bring out the Chevy's boys!!!

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Originally Posted by kenchan

another mustang with sedan tires raced me. this time i was on my bicycle.

V6 Moostang ftw

njobe89 · 06-12-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

OK -- I flew from XNA to MSP to SLC to SMF yesterday/last night. Leaving XNA, we were late. We landed at Gate A2 in MSP and my SLC flight was from Gate G9. I had 9 minutes to get there , so I humped across the airport. Mind you, I run for no one.

I get to A9 at 7:22 PM -- the flight was scheduled to depart at 7:20 and they had already closed the door. WTF???

I employed some colorful language with the gate agent -- I mean Jeesh, 2 minutes???? Really???? I thanked him for his skill at his job and within minutes, literally, there were 26 other passengers at the gate asking the same thing -- "What are you thinking?????"

Was it really too hard to look at the manifest and see the the 27 passengers missing from the flight were on other Delta flights that were delayed? By 7:30 there we were, 27 of us. Friggin' 10 minutes past scheduled departure... I am livid. Most of us were Diamond or Platinum -- not casual fliers.

As we were sorting things out I was imagining taking the gate agents silly friggin' Delta tie and pulling it tighter and tighter as he continued to say how much he apologized for our plight. Instead I smiled at him as he told me for the 15th time how sorry he was and I told him not to worry, I learned valuable skills in my anger management class -- skills that kept him healthy and me out of prison. He just looked at me with a smug "I am a badazz in my Delta vest and wings, but I have no idea what I am doing" look. So I extended my middle finger to him in order to express my delight in him and his work performance and my fellow travelers applauded.

Meanwhile, the pilot of our plane sees all the commotion at the gate as he is backing out, so he does the heroic thing and pulls the plane back to the gate. Slowly we all board, I lost my first class seat, some other clown is in my original seat so I told him he needs to move, I have to sit next to a hipster with painted toe-nails (yes a guy), and we left an hour late.

Now, my Salt Lake flight is in jeopardy.

We land in Salt Lake and when the door opened I had 10 minutes to get from C12 to D11. I hustled again and I am double-pizzed because, yet again, I am running against my will. I am on the moving walkway between D and C and there is a genius standing there with her roller bag on her side, blocking the way. I say excuse me as I am running toward her -- three times. Oh, she is texting I guess that's OK. FVCK. People make me crazy. Put your cell phones down, people!!!! You are not he only ones in this big giant public place with everyone in a hurry trying to get some where.

So she moves. But I paused as I passed her, turned around and then thanked her for paying attention and being a good citizen. Actually, my words were a little different.

I get to D11 just as they were trying to give my seat (1A) to someone in coach. I said "Not so fast, chumps".

I sat down, Put some Motorhead on my headphones, guzzled two bottles of water and took a nap.

There you go. You asked.

sounds like you had an eventful day to say the least lol. luckily i don't fly lol.

good thing you took anger management. i had it in middle school. all it thought me was how to stretch a rubber band without breaking it

i bet next time the delta dude will do a double take to see if everyone is there

Leingod · 06-12-2015, 03:03 PM

Pretty sure I just listened to Gilbert Godfrey sing I Will Always Love You....

06-12-2015, 02:43 PM	#4488 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Ugh. Is it 4:30 yet? I need an energy drink __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-12-2015, 03:03 PM	#4500 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Pretty sure I just listened to Gilbert Godfrey sing I Will Always Love You.... onzedge likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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