The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVII

Nismo89 · 05-13-2015, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I hate waking up early and can't go back to sleep.

especially when like it happens and you think you've been asleep more time than what it actually is.....

madwi · 05-13-2015, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

well congrats to the families.

Patient: The movie for how to breastfeed is not playing. Can you fix it?
Madwi's thought in mind: But you have 8 other kids, you really need a reminder how this works?
Madwi's real answer: Sure, I will get right on that!

Davey · 05-13-2015, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo89

especially when like it happens and you think you've been asleep more time than what it actually is.....

Yeah, you wake up and you're like "Must be about time to get up" and look at the clock and it's been like 3 hours.

Nismo89 · 05-13-2015, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey

Yeah, you wake up and you're like "Must be about time to get up" and look at the clock and it's been like 3 hours.

YES! this is me. 3 hours or 2 . im like smh.!

kenchan · 05-13-2015, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Patient: The movie for how to breastfeed is not playing. Can you fix it?
Madwi's thought in mind: But you have 8 other kids, you really need a reminder how this works?
Madwi's real answer: Sure, I will get right on that!

i do appreciate all the men and women working at the hospital for helping us normal folks.

(minus the people working in the kitchen steaming everything!

)

madwi · 05-13-2015, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

i do appreciate all the men and women working at the hospital for helping us normal folks.

(minus the people working in the kitchen steaming everything!

)

We have a decent kitchen. They actually make real food. We have a big garden on the property that they use for a lot of different veggies/herbs ect. Makes eating healthier much easier at work.
There is of course a mountain of Jello on tap though

kenchan · 05-13-2015, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

We have a decent kitchen. They actually make real food. We have a big garden on the property that they use for a lot of different veggies/herbs ect. Makes eating healthier much easier at work.
There is of course a mountain of Jello on tap though

that sounds

i mean for the patients if they are sick steam is probably better for them but come on now, we just had a baby, mom nor dad is ill. we need real food like charburger and cheeze fries, pizza, and yes, jello

kenchan · 05-13-2015, 05:24 PM

but the good was that there were nice restaurants nearby our hospital so i just ran out and brought back food.

real mexican food, chinese, real burgers and fries, pasta, sammich places, etc.

Davey · 05-13-2015, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Patient: The movie for how to breastfeed is not playing. Can you fix it?
Madwi's thought in mind: But you have 8 other kids, you really need a reminder how this works?
Madwi's real answer: Sure, I will get right on that!

If she's hot I'd offer a hands-on demonstration.

"OK ma'am first I need you to get your titties out for me."

"OK I meant breasteses - and I apologize for my use of offensive slang for your titties."

madwi · 05-13-2015, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

but the good was that there were nice restaurants nearby our hospital so i just ran out and brought back food.

real mexican food, chinese, real burgers and fries, pasta, sammich places, etc.

I hear that. We have two chefs on nights that will make you anything you want as long as no dietary restrictions.
Want a never frozen grilled burger and onion rings? no problem.
Pop out a kid and feel like eating a whole pizza, you got it

madwi · 05-13-2015, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey

If she's hot I'd offer a hands-on demonstration.

"OK ma'am first I need you to get your titties out for me."

"OK I meant breasteses - and I apologize for my use of offensive slang for your titties."

I can hear the legal department blood pressure rising from here

kenchan · 05-13-2015, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I hear that. We have two chefs on nights that will make you anything you want as long as no dietary restrictions.
Want a never frozen grilled burger and onion rings? no problem.
Pop out a kid and feel like eating a whole pizza, you got it

dang, i need to get pregnant or something and check-in!

Leingod · 05-13-2015, 05:51 PM

And today I learned Ken and MW are Drs.....0_o

Need to remind myself how I just landed myself in the same auto bracket as true professionals.

Leingod · 05-13-2015, 05:52 PM

Oh god.....I can only imagine how amazingly awesome EW must be at his profession!

Leingod · 05-13-2015, 05:52 PM

I feel minuscule now. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my corner staring at a wall...

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	but the good was that there were nice restaurants nearby our hospital so i just ran out and brought back food. real mexican food, chinese, real burgers and fries, pasta, sammich places, etc. madwi likes this.

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Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	And today I learned Ken and MW are Drs.....0_o Need to remind myself how I just landed myself in the same auto bracket as true professionals. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Oh god.....I can only imagine how amazingly awesome EW must be at his profession! __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	I feel minuscule now. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my corner staring at a wall... __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

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