The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVII

kenchan

there is one indian kid that is EXTREMELY persistent in wanting to get my attention for my G and Z. he always compliments my cars and shows excitement. i was about to let him check out my car...

until this sob left a bag of rocks on my lawn for no f-king reason. how do i know? cause i got 3 streaming videos of the kid throwing this bag on my lawn and just riding off.

next time he came by while i was working on my car with my kid, i told the little shittt why he did wat he did. he tries to deny it. i pointed at the camera on the upper level of the house and he was like

madwi

I am SOOO glad we didn't have cameras when I was a kid lol.
I sure love them now though. I like to check on things while at work and see who or what is creeping in the yard.

kenchan

yah, should check out my post over at msbc's 'thankful for' thread.

i got an email from my porch camera that usps arrived with my box with my new rc car inside. i didn't know it was signature required, the usps lady left with the box and im sitting at the office looking at my smartphone wtf...

so i drove my 30min trip home and the usps was still going through the community with passing out the mail how SLOW can she be??!

so i grabbed that orange card they leave behind, chased her down like a block away in my car and signed for the package. at least used their turtle-like delivery to my benefit this time.

madwi

Wow, that is some slow delivering
Mine must want to get home cause she is like a ninja, no packages there one second, next thing freezer has like 10 boxes sitting on it and not a soul in sight

kenchan

hahaha!

if mine tired to do that, they'd probably leave their entire truck load on my driveway and call it a day.

that's how unreliable usps is in my area.

i get neighbors walking up to me on weekends (im usually outside) handing me packages and mail they got by mistake.

madwi

I am blessed, our usps driver is always so nice. I think its cause we feed her. When we have a get together or party we always make up a plate of food to give her while driving around, she can get BBQ sauce all over everyone else's mail and packages.
What is this stain on my letters? Just BBQ sauce from madwi down the road!

kenchan

bwahahaha!!


dang, i need to feed my usps-troll too then!