We need something stupid that has nothing to do with the product at all to be included for free. Plus shipping and handling of course
http://pics.hoobly.com/full/VU3OUHFVPAK6R283PP.jpg

Yes!

Do not forget the random line which can be misinterpreted.

Good point, good point. But only if they call in the next 5 minutes.

Maybe we could also offer them a free spice starter kit. Like, bacon salt.

http://i43.tinypic.com/24qlul4.jpg

We need a separate cheese gun to make cheese fries!!! Put in your cheese, your bacon, and your chives, pull the trigger, and you've got yourself some restaurant quality cheese fries!!!!

here's the gun
http://www.hungrylizardstudio.com/ar...%20Shotgun.jpg

But wait, it does not just work on potatoes!

You guys just blew my mind. Do want!

This is so awesome.

Will it also work on tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, and cheese to make delicious salads that will reduce our bust lines?

the shooter gives you cheese sticks like this
http://www.iqfcheese.com/getmedia/95...ick_thumb.aspx

Triple's bcaon bits look to fancy, I say:

http://www.stupid.com/mm5/graphics/0...oothpicks1.jpg

:bowrofl::roflpuke2:

I think what's funnier is I actually got some of those as a gag gift before lol.