Pickup lines

SgtGoldy · 03-04-2013, 05:28 AM

DEpointfive0 · 03-04-2013, 05:35 AM

Not sure if this has been said...
*Walk up to a girl with a bag of sunflower seeds*

Hey, do you spit or swallow? (Wait for the slap or for her to almost leave) sun flower seeds!!!

JohnsZ · 03-04-2013, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

Not sure if this has been said...
*Walk up to a girl with a bag of sunflower seeds*

Hey, do you spit or swallow? (Wait for the slap or for her to almost leave) sun flower seeds!!!

Hey...how about this one DE.....after a girl sneezes, instead of saying "God Bless You" say "You're soooooo good look'n"!!!

Read T · 03-08-2013, 12:35 AM

Tell me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

DatNikkakRUPT · 03-11-2013, 01:24 PM

my best pick up line: " Hi "

Saltee · 03-31-2013, 10:11 PM

i may not have taken your virginity.. but can i atleast have the box it came in

Saltee · 03-31-2013, 10:13 PM

hmm my magical watch says your not wearing any panties

" actually i am wearing panties (or somthing of that sort)

Hmm must be an hour fast

xTETOVABOYx · 07-11-2013, 02:20 AM

dont know if anybody has posted this but

super slick z driver - " is it just me or is the upsexy kinda high in here? "

Ditzy chick - " whats upsexy? "

super slick z driver - " not much you "

kinda dumb but o well lol

HEK · 06-13-2014, 07:04 PM

you must drink lots of milk because milk does the body good

Dixnot · 06-13-2014, 07:20 PM

Hey.... can I pee in your butt?

DavidZ370 · 06-13-2014, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dixnot

Hey.... can I pee in your butt?

HEK · 06-14-2014, 04:45 AM

you must be really tired because you've been running thru my mind all night

Solomatrix · 06-14-2014, 06:10 AM

nice shoes

Bleek · 07-18-2014, 11:06 PM

"Hi, have you met my friend 'insert name here' "

Always works if you're with a friend at a bar. And being in the military like me and my buds, its even easier.

SgtGoldy · 07-19-2014, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Bleek

"Hi, have you met my friend 'insert name here' "

Always works if you're with a friend at a bar. And being in the military like me and my buds, its even easier.

That's not a pickup line... That's an introduction.

03-04-2013, 05:28 AM	#226 (permalink)
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03-04-2013, 05:35 AM	#227 (permalink)
DEpointfive0 Premium Member Bitches Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,824 Drives: a lot Rep Power: 17151	Not sure if this has been said... Walk up to a girl with a bag of sunflower seeds Hey, do you spit or swallow? (Wait for the slap or for her to almost leave) sun flower seeds!!! __________________ Do YOU want to know what/where I got my username from? ( Click to show/hide ) NSFW due to language:

03-08-2013, 12:35 AM	#229 (permalink)
Read T A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 1,046 Drives: 11 Nissan 370z BC 6M Rep Power: 18	Tell me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform? __________________ 2011 Nissan 370z Black Cherry Sport Pkg - Daily Driver, , 1960 Morgan +4 fun car, 1986 BMW 325ES, 1998 M3 and 1996 Spec Miata - Race Cars SUPPORT TEAM WINSOME RACING - WRL, CHUMP, LEMONS

03-31-2013, 10:11 PM	#231 (permalink)
Saltee Base Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Long Island Posts: 119 Drives: 09 370z Rep Power: 12	i may not have taken your virginity.. but can i atleast have the box it came in mults and raymondo510 like this.

03-31-2013, 10:13 PM	#232 (permalink)
Saltee Base Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Long Island Posts: 119 Drives: 09 370z Rep Power: 12	hmm my magical watch says your not wearing any panties " actually i am wearing panties (or somthing of that sort) Hmm must be an hour fast raymondo510 and alphajam like this.

03-11-2013, 01:24 PM	#230 (permalink)
DatNikkakRUPT Base Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: California Age: 38 Posts: 48 Drives: 10 Nissan 370z Rep Power: 12	my best pick up line: " Hi "

07-11-2013, 02:20 AM	#233 (permalink)
xTETOVABOYx Base Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Florida Posts: 63 Drives: 13 Nissan 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 13	dont know if anybody has posted this but super slick z driver - " is it just me or is the upsexy kinda high in here? " Ditzy chick - " whats upsexy? " super slick z driver - " not much you " kinda dumb but o well lol __________________ 13' 370z \| 5% tint \| Stillen Gen3 CAI \| H&R Springs \|

06-13-2014, 07:04 PM	#234 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 66 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 660	you must drink lots of milk because milk does the body good

06-13-2014, 07:20 PM	#235 (permalink)
Dixnot Base Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: bedford Posts: 76 Drives: 09 Banana Rep Power: 13	Hey.... can I pee in your butt?

06-14-2014, 04:45 AM	#237 (permalink)
HEK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: WESTFIELD, MA Age: 66 Posts: 491 Drives: '13 Z Tour Sports 6m Rep Power: 660	you must be really tired because you've been running thru my mind all night

06-14-2014, 06:10 AM	#238 (permalink)
Solomatrix A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: crispy bacon Posts: 3,236 Drives: sizzling bacon Rep Power: 858	nice shoes

07-18-2014, 11:06 PM	#239 (permalink)
Bleek Base Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Killeen, TX Posts: 214 Drives: 2014 Audi A4 Rep Power: 15	"Hi, have you met my friend 'insert name here' " Always works if you're with a friend at a bar. And being in the military like me and my buds, its even easier.

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