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k20z3 umm I don't know how to read... 05-03-2012, 02:04 AM

ShinyBlueZ lol That was a joke.. but the... 05-03-2012, 04:07 PM

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shadoquad "Sweetheart, your eyes are... 05-03-2012, 06:52 PM

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SPOHN Sub'd. This is going to get... 05-03-2012, 06:57 PM

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gsxr750 "I want Your Stink On My Low... 05-04-2012, 03:21 PM

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Dallaz How much does a polar bear... 05-03-2012, 08:05 PM

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Sysopz "Did it hurt" "Did what... 05-04-2012, 07:57 PM

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Zaggeron ummm ... What's the opposite... 05-05-2012, 12:20 AM

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shadoquad Doesn't mean I can't jab... 05-05-2012, 09:38 AM

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SPOHN Damn girl, you have more... 05-05-2012, 10:40 PM

MacLean :icon18: Might get slapped... 05-06-2012, 12:15 AM

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Jasonle " How about you sit on my lap... 05-06-2012, 02:23 PM

MacLean :icon18: :iagree: Love it 05-06-2012, 03:21 PM

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nmjaxx9 50/50 05-12-2012, 08:10 AM

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