Pickup lines

Originally Posted by Greg

My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.


Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?