Pickup lines

Greg · 10-13-2009, 02:52 AM

My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.

Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?

370Zsteve · 10-13-2009, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg

My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.

Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?

lmao, these

will NOT do well with a 12-yr old (see OP)

lovethe370z · 10-13-2009, 08:50 AM

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

...This thread is hillarious...

10-13-2009, 02:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Greg Track Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: San Francisco Age: 57 Posts: 551 Drives: 06 350 ZR CS Rep Power: 300	My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible. Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it! Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one. Nice pants. What's the drop rate? Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt? Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard? "I'm rich." The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it. Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway? __________________ Chef Greg At Your Service

10-13-2009, 08:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
lovethe370z Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: MARYLAND Posts: 182 Drives: 2010 370z Coupe Rep Power: 16	I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. ...This thread is hillarious... __________________ 2010 370z Coupe Touring, Sport, Nav 6MT Red/Black

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