Pickup lines

phelan · 10-11-2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

"Can we do it doggy style so I can watch Dexter?"

bloodhound gang reference?

frost · 10-11-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phelan

bloodhound gang reference?

Ding ding! Xfiles isn't on anymore.

phelan · 10-11-2009, 02:16 PM

that's okay i have dvds

BMW Killa · 10-11-2009, 04:28 PM

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

10-11-2009, 05:28 PM

not gonna lie the batman one made me laugh

antennahead · 10-11-2009, 06:04 PM

If I told you, you had a great body....... would you hold it against me?

Luv'n my Z · 10-11-2009, 11:23 PM

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed acess.

Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day

Greg · 10-13-2009, 03:52 AM

My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.

Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?

Luv'n my Z · 10-13-2009, 09:32 AM

That last one won't ever work

370Zsteve · 10-13-2009, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chupacabra

you: You work for Fedex Right?

Girl: No why?

you: Well I saw you looking at my package and i just figured....

I have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it.

talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch:

Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro.

Babelfish just gave me this translation, wtf, lmao:

It hears what time is it, because when I saw you I stop to me

370Zsteve · 10-13-2009, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg

My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible.

Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?

lmao, these

will NOT do well with a 12-yr old (see OP)

lovethe370z · 10-13-2009, 09:50 AM

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

...This thread is hillarious...

Luv'n my Z · 10-13-2009, 11:28 PM

Somebody should go to a bar and try these just to see what happens

frost · 10-13-2009, 11:29 PM

"I noticed you looking at the powder puff girls underwear, let's go in the changing room and see how those look on you"

Luv'n my Z · 10-13-2009, 11:32 PM

Frost why did you get a new avatar

10-11-2009, 02:16 PM	#33 (permalink)
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10-11-2009, 11:23 PM	#37 (permalink)
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10-13-2009, 03:52 AM	#38 (permalink)
Greg Track Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: San Francisco Age: 56 Posts: 551 Drives: 06 350 ZR CS Rep Power: 299	My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible. Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it! Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one. Nice pants. What's the drop rate? Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt? Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard? "I'm rich." The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it. Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway? __________________ Chef Greg At Your Service

10-13-2009, 09:32 AM	#39 (permalink)
Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	That last one won't ever work __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

10-11-2009, 04:28 PM	#34 (permalink)
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10-11-2009, 05:28 PM	#35 (permalink)
blue660r01 Guest Posts: n/a	not gonna lie the batman one made me laugh

10-13-2009, 09:50 AM	#42 (permalink)
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10-13-2009, 11:28 PM	#43 (permalink)
Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	Somebody should go to a bar and try these just to see what happens __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

10-13-2009, 11:29 PM	#44 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	"I noticed you looking at the powder puff girls underwear, let's go in the changing room and see how those look on you"

10-13-2009, 11:32 PM	#45 (permalink)
Luv'n my Z Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Rancho Santa fe Posts: 190 Drives: Your mom Rep Power: 16	Frost why did you get a new avatar __________________ ~Luv'n my Z_________________________________________ 75 degrees farenhieght new years day not a cloud in the sky only in southern Cali

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