Pickup lines

Luv'n my Z · 10-10-2009, 11:55 PM

Good one banningZ

antennahead · 10-10-2009, 11:59 PM

I'd drink your bath water and not even need a chaser

BanningZ · 10-11-2009, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z

I am posting a thread for pickup lines. There can Not be language that you wouldnt use to a 12 year old.

Oh Sorry! I totally must have read over that one. I'll change the font color.

frost · 10-11-2009, 12:01 AM

"This will be a lot less painful for you if you just go with it"

BanningZ · 10-11-2009, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

"This will be a lot less painful for you if you just go with it"

Frost win!

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antennahead · 10-11-2009, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

"This will be a lot less painful for you if you just go with it"

but if it was "spike", she'd want the pain

StLRedrider · 10-11-2009, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

"This will be a lot less painful for you if you just go with it"

hopefully you are using this line on somebody over 18, lol. or you didn't just throw her in the back of your icecream truck

frost · 10-11-2009, 12:03 AM

"So, I was in 8th grade too once"

StLRedrider · 10-11-2009, 12:04 AM

antennahead · 10-11-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StLRedrider

hopefully you are using this line on somebody over 18, lol. or you didn't just throw her in the back of your icecream truck

"in the back of your icecream truck"

How do you think he got the nickname "Frost"?

Lone Wolf 75 · 10-11-2009, 12:04 PM

"My magic watch tells me you are not wearing any underwear."
The response is something along the lines of, "It's wrong, I am."
Tap your watch and say, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"

^This one actually worked once for a friend of mine.

StLRedrider · 10-11-2009, 12:05 PM

^ thasts a good one,lol

dad · 10-11-2009, 12:47 PM

I would just say: Wanna F**k?

frost · 10-11-2009, 12:47 PM

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long.

frost · 10-11-2009, 12:53 PM

"Can we do it doggy style so I can watch Dexter?"

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frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	"This will be a lot less painful for you if you just go with it" red z likes this.

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10-11-2009, 12:04 PM	#26 (permalink)
Lone Wolf 75 Base Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Future Age: 49 Posts: 191 Drives: 09 370Z PG 6M Rep Power: 16	"My magic watch tells me you are not wearing any underwear." The response is something along the lines of, "It's wrong, I am." Tap your watch and say, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!" ^This one actually worked once for a friend of mine. HEK, red z and Wolfenstein like this.

10-11-2009, 12:03 AM	#23 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	"So, I was in 8th grade too once"

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StLRedrider A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St.louis,Mo Posts: 17,755 Drives: O9Sprt/Touring,p-51 Rep Power: 60	^ thasts a good one,lol __________________ Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today J.Dean

10-11-2009, 12:47 PM	#28 (permalink)
dad Grand Prix of Endurance Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 3,476 Drives: Mulsanne Straight Rep Power: 26	I would just say: Wanna F**k? __________________ We can do without any article of luxury we have never had; but once obtained, it is not in human nature to surrender it voluntary.

10-11-2009, 12:47 PM	#29 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long.

10-11-2009, 12:53 PM	#30 (permalink)
frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	"Can we do it doggy style so I can watch Dexter?"

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