Pickup lines

Greg

Do you know how salty 12 y/o's talk nowadays..

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1. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

2. You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

3. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

4. Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

5. Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

6. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

7. You know what would look great on you? Me.

8. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

9. All those curves! And me with no brakes!

10. Can I even get a fake number?

11. You’ll do.

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Luv'n my Z

I just wouldn't want ak to shut this thread down because it's f!&@ing hilarous.

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