Pickup lines

Originally Posted by gsxr750

The few may be 2-10% of women out there that may be sincere and caring throught their whole life, would probalby be the really religious ones or the ugly or fat ones.

But who really wants these types women , unless your into the fat/ugly thing.

The simple facts or phases of most relationships are I Love you, I do, I hate you, I'll take you for everthing you own.

Even relationships that start out sincere, tend to reach the point when , you look at you fat *** or ugly spouse and say " OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"

Practice the 4 F's and be happy thru out your whole life and don't be discouraged by the heat you get from family or friends that will tell you need to get married and have a family to be happy.

The real reason they tell you this is really because they are jealous and envy you, they want you to become like them and share in their misery.

No better revenge then going to family or social functions with a new younger hot girl at your side and seeing all the fat cows talking behind your back about you and your latest girl. The old cows hate you and the men wish they were you !

Originally Posted by Dallaz

Hahaha


If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?