Originally Posted by shadoquad "Sweetheart, your eyes are like crescent wrenches. When I look in them, my nuts tighten." How about ... "Hey, you know I have a daughter around
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05-03-2012, 08:17 PM | #151 (permalink) | |
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How about ... "Hey, you know I have a daughter around your age" Wait.... scratch that.... nevermind
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05-03-2012, 08:19 PM | #152 (permalink) |
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Girl, you work at Subway?...
Cause you just gave me a FOOTLONG!!!
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05-03-2012, 08:58 PM | #155 (permalink) |
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Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? If I followed you home, would you keep me? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I had a couple friends use these lines here....... You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head! I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here. |
05-03-2012, 09:05 PM | #156 (permalink) |
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05-03-2012, 09:25 PM | #157 (permalink) | |
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Come on guys we are all gentleman here right?= Honestly married or not one way or another we flirted with the opposite sex. Some of you guys took it seriously come on!!!.... Even the female sales rep knew that I was merely flirting with her and doing a funny pick up line...Rob a bank?...Divorce?....the very least gave her a compliment in association to the my desire to have the GTR and her given the circumstances of nil possibilities of reality. Hey I'm a dirty oldman and happily married just having fun.OK? Now lets do this again. Pick up line 101. I bet your favorite subject is geometry! Cuz that's the best figure I have ever seen! |
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05-04-2012, 04:21 PM | #158 (permalink) |
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"I want Your Stink On My Low Down"
Most of the sarcastic lines, will just get you dirty looks and don't bother me. Its as bad as saying ("Whats Your Sign", I always laughed when my friend used it and it worked occassionally) , Are You A Model, Are You Some One Famous, you look like . |
05-04-2012, 04:59 PM | #159 (permalink) | |
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Okay, how 'bout an old one from high school? Now, using your best Curly (3 Stooges) voice, say, Hey Toots, Nice Loins!!!!!
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05-04-2012, 05:09 PM | #160 (permalink) |
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You: "You work for Fedex right?"
girl: "no, why" you: " I saw looking at my package and just assumed"
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