Pickup lines

MacLean

I would have frozen too & been like WTF did she just say. If you were not married & you did have the money I bet she would let you hit it good & hard possibly.
+1........ If not married hopefully you would show her a lot more. Since you are married I would not waste your time not unless you want your a** kicked by your wife.

gsxr750

Best and most effective pick up line is " Hi " I'm ( ______) and then start talking, be sincere and real.

A lot more effectve than any B.S. "Down Town Tony Pickup Lines", that will just get laughed at by most women.

MacLean

+1....... You just have to keep it real & be yourself.

I have had some friends that have brass balls by going up to a chick & saying do you want to F**K. Some would just be appalled & shocked while far from few would be like sure. This was at bars, so drinks were involved & judgment might have been clouded.

gsxr750

The simple facts for picking up women, is just to be sincere and polite and well dressed, a good job, and a good clean late model car.

Treat all women the same regardless of race or country of origin.

What most women are looking for is a man that can support them either with a family or career goals,( most women will want to become breeders sometime in there life), so looks and intelligence of the man are really important to them.

The best advice that I can give to any young guys after dating many women and being married for 20yrs. and seeing other failed marriages of friends over the years is simply this.

Women are true predators, they search for the best mate, they suck out as much life and value, as they can along with their offsprings. Once they tire of the mate, they either divorce them and move on the the next best thing.

Marriage, love etc, all man made false hoods, just lust.

Best thing a young guy can do is get a vasectomy and practice the four Fths.
Findem, Feelem, F???ken and Forgetem.

Also watch out for asian women 99% are all gold diggers, regardless of your race.

ShinyBlueZ

only pick-up line you need:

"Hey baby.. I drive a shiny blue (or insert your own colour here) Z."

gsxr750

Doesn't matter what the car looks, if a fat dork comes out of it.

Once had competition for hot PR girl, against the local idiot with a new Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am and a harley chopper.

Against me 19 yr. old guy with an old beat up 1966 chevy PU 292 straight 6 cylinder and a triumph 650 flat tracker.

Long story short , blew off both his vehicles, won the girl and the pain that went with it, got married. " Latin girls great in bed ", but you definitly don't want to marry them.

rebe945

To That!

MacLean

+1........ Have to love the 4 F's. I always thought the last F was flee ( Find them, Follow them, F**k them & Flee). Forget them sounds good to me.

Getting a vasectomy is probably the smartest & safest beat. You can still get a woman pregnant w/i that first yr that you have your vasectomy, but a less likely chance though. The only issue is if you actually find a woman & want to have kids with her. It will cost you 10k to have it reversed & you are only 70% able to get her pregnant.

Gungrave

Haha lol. That could go either way. My guess is that she just found it funny and also knew that you weren't going to buy anything so just gave you her card. As for the smile, she probably saw it as a compliment (the date part) and that you made her laugh. But since you're married I wouldn't advise you pursue at all, but you could at least just build a "professional" relationship with her and go through her to buy any and all of your next vehicles. She'll appriciate at least.

Had to comment on this one as well lol. First off stupid pick up lines actually work. I'm dead serious, but the catch is that you must be able to follow up with something else. For most women you can't just walk up saying something like "did it hurt? when you fell from heavan" lol. She will look at you like you're an idiot and possibly think, "did this guy really just say that to me?" Then you're done in her and all of her friends eyes lol. But if you can do that then follow up with possibly the "Hi, I'm (___)" or whatever while also proving that you were just being funny. Then that'll let her know that you have a sense of humor and probably make her laugh, which is always a good thing. So like you said Gixxer you should be yourself and real, but what if real for you is sarcastic and funny? Just saying