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Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z ^^ somebody already said this^^ Awww...that one knocks em dead......GET IT?! I didnt have time to scope through 5 pages of pickup lines lol

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Old 10-18-2009, 08:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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^^ somebody already said this^^
Awww...that one knocks em dead......GET IT?!

I didnt have time to scope through 5 pages of pickup lines lol
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Old 10-18-2009, 01:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol i owen that movie i love it
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i still have it on VHS. my goal today is find it on DVD!
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I burned my VHS onto a DVD

I love that movie
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Mightybobo I love your "camero". Lol
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(you): Giant polar bear
(she responds): what
(you): it's an icebreaker. Hi I'm...

I don't know if your beautiful; I havnt gotten past you eyes yet
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Brilliant!
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This one was used by a friend of mine who had gotten a divorce a few months before.

Walk up to the woman
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Man: Can I buy you a house?
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I just said it was used, not that it worked.

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Are you a magnet cuz I'm attracted to you.

You know what your eyes are the same color as my (insert supercar of choice) (I know it's a stretch but 370Z)
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That didn't make sense. Should it be youre like glue???
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5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

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10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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